You know that game “I Never?” I’m the absolute worst at it. Mainly because I’ve never done anything outlandish or too illegal or controversial. I avoid the game at all costs without fail, because at the ripe old age of 41, I still end up looking like a lame Puritan. It’s embarrassing. I mean,…Continue Reading
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The Note
Should I put it on her car? ********************** Hi: As you know, we (the moms on this street) have an issue with how fast you drive down our cul de sac. We know that you feel that because you are driving the speed limit, you are being safe. However, we want to…Continue Reading
Better to Be Happy, Than Right, Christine Baranski
I don’t often enter into chick fights. In fact, I tend to avoid altercations altogether if I can at all help it. I’m a people pleaser in that way, and it totally blows. That said, there have been a few times I’ve had my rankles up, talked some smack and got ready to rumble. One…Continue Reading
I Did Math!
I have a guest post up over here. It is probably the only cost comparison I will ever do in my entire life. And a teaser: I get to give away a holiday dinner package! For people to eat! There will be eating by people. Of the holiday package. Of course, someone will need…Continue Reading
Now’s Not Good
Toots: Mom? There’s something I can’t tell you. Me: OK. Don’t tell me right now. Toots: Enrique tried to kiss me last week at school. Me: And? Toots: I told him it wasn’t a good time. Me: When did you tell him would be a better time? Toots: Later.…Continue Reading
Sunday’s Music
I used to do this Playlist thing on here, and I miss it, so today I am resurrecting it for my own amusement. Recently, I decided to give a listen to some “world” music and other tunes completely foreign to my element because I wanted to jump out of my skin a little. I…Continue Reading
It All Comes Back Around
Back in 1996, I moved to Los Angeles from Chicago. I had lived in LA before, from 1991-1993, but in the married-with-children Valley, and as a young single woman, I vowed never to make that mistake again. So this time around, I found a studio apartment in Brentwood, bought a used Lexus, and tried to…Continue Reading
Hello Everyboddeeee!
Seems I’ve been outed. Not gonna say by who, but her name rhymes with this link. It took me by surprise too, until I was called into the living room last night (unceremoniously I might add) and asked to explain my blog to a room full of woman who know me only as Toots’ mom.…Continue Reading
Incommunicado
I’ve been having blogging issues lately. Some existential, some not. I especially hate the way I’ve neglected my very own PROMPTuesday and after much reflection, believe it’s because I don’t want to do much reflection. More specifically, I haven’t really wanted to plumb the depths of my subconscious. Or, more realistically, just haven’t had the…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #81: Open It Up
Sometimes the simplest things nudge us irrevocably in one direction or another. That’s my thinking this week as I introduce today’s PROMPT. Start off with an uncomplicated, “I never knew…” and see what path you travel down as you write. Please post your submission in the comments OR post in your blog…Continue Reading
One From the Vaults
Usually our postman thrusts the mail through our slot, haphazardly and dismissively, leaving envelopes, catalogs, and unemployment checks splayed every which way but neat. Once, I found a wedding invitation, weeks later, dustily bent behind the water heater. Anyway, today, as I aerobicized to “Digging Your Scene” by the Blow Monkeys, I spied our…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #80: The Minutiae
I’ve decided that I overstimulate easily. Too much “stuff” and I shut down. This came to me one day when I was getting ready for a night out and couldn’t process or assimilate the kids asking for a book, the husband wondering what to wear, and the babysitter wanting to know bedtimes. I laser focus…Continue Reading
