On Monday, The Rock and I celebrate seven years of wedded sticking togetherness through thick and thin, midnight arguments, beautiful and complicated births, misunderstandings, understandings, trying hard, sailing through, near misses and never quitting. I’ve told you before that we don’t have an easy relationship, but I thank my stars we’re together. It’s…Continue Reading
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When Hairy Met Sully
I’d like to do something light and rainbows now. Especially after the heaviness of the below… SO here you have it: Thanks to Absolutely Bananas, I’m going to have some fun and list some of my favorite beauty products. First, please know that I have brows. And by brows, I mean…Continue Reading
The Ying and the Yang
I’ve wanted to write, yet I haven’t. I’m doing that second guessing thing I do, hesitating to put anything down because what it might reveal about me — things I’m not too sure should see the light of day — or what you would think — but then I know this is for me,…Continue Reading
My Healer
A Cheater Twitter
Thanks all for participating in PROMPTuesday. And those of you who e-mail me instead of posting (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), your stuff is very good. But I will keep your good secret if you want me to. And go ahead and continue to e-mail, I’ll understand. I’m going to post more later. I…Continue Reading
Beautiful Post for a Beautiful Cause
Read about Justin and why we want Nate Berkus to care.
PROMPTuesday Exercise #2
Allrighty oh! It’s PROMPTuesday again! Time to rev your writing engines. Lube your brain. Check your filter at the door. (What? I don’t know. I just blog here). OK. For your background and historical reference, here is a primer on PROMPTuesdays. And here is the first PROMPTuesday exercise from last week. And now,…Continue Reading
Magic Trick
Does this work for you? Magic Trick. i have a theory about it.
Bear Necessities
New Man vs. Wild this Friday! New Man vs. Wild this Friday! I’m keeping vigil for 5 days from now. If a man pronounces “vitamin” like “vit-a-min,” “glacier” like “gla-seer,” and pees on himself to keep warm, I’m so into it. p.s. My husband knows all about it.
In Which I’m Pier One’d Out
This is perhaps my most superficial post. Right after this one, and this one, and this one. Oh, there you are! This one was hiding. Anyway, I’m using you. But only because you’re so fabulous. In other words, please decorate my house. I’m serious my Internellies: please, please decorate my house. …Continue Reading
Life Lessons from Scooby Doo
If you come across a tall, decomposing man with his back to you, do not say, “Hello, kind sir? Can you help us?” And when he doesn’t answer, don’t keep pushing, asking again, “Hello? Kind sir?” Kind sir is a zombie. Do NOT play “flip a coin” with Shaggy. Mops on heads…Continue Reading
Fish Swill
This is our bulimic fish, Shimmer. Shimmer throws up/poos/sullies herself often and as a result, her fish bowl looks trampy and boggy almost every day. So I clean it a lot. These are the two red plastic cups we keep by the kitchen sink. We have 1,009 in our pantry, but…Continue Reading
