Once in my early 20s, a cheating buttwad of a boyfriend lent me his grey Toyota Tercel hatchback. I drove it from Los Angeles to my family’s home in San Diego and planned to meet him there because he was a marine and often stayed at my mom and dad’s place between his Camp Pendleton…Continue Reading
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The Gospel
“I’ve got a pit in my stomach.” I nodded because I did too, but hadn’t said it aloud. “It feels so isolated and quiet! Where is everybody?” I didn’t answer. I’d been thinking the same things, but we made the move and now the best must be made of it. We…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #65: Come Here and You Will Know What to Do
Three words today: Ancient, visionary, coma Extra bonus points: Incorporate words into a dream sequence. Please post your submission in the comments OR post in your blog and leave a link to your blog in the comments. And also — First time to PROMPTuesday? Welcome! Read a bit about this weekly…Continue Reading
Pine Trees and Potato Bugs
For the first 10 years of my life, my family moved annually. My dad was a video game salesman in the early days when Space Invaders and Asteroids ruled the arcade, and business was flush. In the ’70s and early ’80s, video game companies sprung up like weeds, only to die much quicker, usually in…Continue Reading
Pending
I’ve been dying to write something. You know, wax eloquent on the suburbs (we’re still moving! taking little bits out all week with big exodus scheduled for this Saturday! also, I thought crickets were extinct?), expound on how I make my friend, Michelle N. sad because I self deprecate too much (leaving me to wonder…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #64: Eeeeeevvvvvviiiilllll
Lately, I’ve found my pockmarked brain really enjoying children’s programming. (Except for Yo Gabba Gabba. Do not watch Yo Gabba Gabba. My friend, Island Girl, is right when she says that show is like a kid rave.) That, and Kidz Bop, are why all our children are making out in second grade bathrooms. At…Continue Reading
An Update to the Update, Which was Itself an Updated Update
Hello, my friends. Guess what? I’m on a cliff right now. Hanging by my fingernails. But it’s so exhilarating up here! The wind is very refreshing and you should see the view! Goodness, how I inappropriately love my stupid metaphors. OK really, here’s the thing. I’m so busy (I edited yesterday…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #63: Looking Back
Hi, it’s me. No, don’t worry. I’m fine. It’s just there’s so many holes to patch (oh, metaphor), and paints to brush, and cartons to pack, and whines to have, and frozen dinners to artificially warm that make me feel like less of a mom. What? When will I ever not have an issue…Continue Reading
Guys and Gals?
…Can we do PROMPTWEDNESDAY instead this week? I’ll make it up to you. The prompt will be up tonight. Thanks in advance for your understanding and gentle, tolerant natures.
PROMPTuesday Interruptus Maximus
Stay tuned! PROMPTuesday is coming! However, due to an unprecedented show of packing and inner strength, my fingertippal region is sore and needs a brief refreshment period. PROMPTuesday will be up this afternoon. And guess what? The Rock repacked all the boxes I so diligently populated yesterday. Something about not good use of…Continue Reading
Let’s Go Fluffy
Because I’m sick of my existential self and emotionality AND needing to write about feelings every godforsaken second, let’s go superficial instead. What do you say? I think fluff could be fun and I’m real good at it. So as you may know, I will be attending my brother’s wedding in Manhattan in…Continue Reading
All A Twitter
{{Two nights ago… (– or, three? Last night?) …I sat on the couch with The Rock, watching Kathy Griffin’s Life on The D List. We were laughing. Laughing hard. Then I did this thing where I laugh so much I kinda cry. Except it was a real cry. A burst of unexpected angst and unfounded…Continue Reading
