November 11th, 2008
People, you’re hurting my feelings. I’ve got an awesome giveaway going on down here, and it’s going nowhere fast. Out of 9 entrants, one even opted to not be put in the giveaway entrant mix.
Is it my 40ishness?
The 12 garlic cloves I ate for dinner last night?
The fact that I poke my poo with sticks?
What? What? What?!
***whispers*** Do you just not like me anymore?
Well, fine. Sticky pokey poo on you.
***hanging head*** I didn’t mean that.
K, how about this? I’ll stop talking about death and poo, and you enter to win my totally sooper (Thanks, Eden for the word) awesome music mix?
***crosses fingers behind back*** I promise not to put Barry Manilow on there.
Even if he is a musical genius.
***fake laughing*** I joke! Death to ’70s soft rock!
***looking skyward*** Just kidding, God. ’70s soft rock was one of your best inventions.
***running off to poke poo again*** ***and to lay alms on Barry Manilow altar.***
(10) Comments
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On November 11th, 2008, Jamie said:
Okay, okay. Just no more talk of poo and Manilow.
Please.
On November 11th, 2008, foradifferentkindofgirl said:
There’s a delicate balance when putting Barry Manilow and bowel movements in the same space. You have reached it. This is Nirvana. Not the Kurt Cobain kind, though I do love that Dave Grohl. Your search strings will be awesome. I predict it.
:)
On November 11th, 2008, Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said:
Enter me again. I love poo talk. And the ’70s ruled.
On November 11th, 2008, Cactus Petunia said:
Oooh…does that mean I have 1 in 9 a chance at winning?!
On November 11th, 2008, Cactus Petunia said:
Oh, man…I gotta proofread my comments better.
On November 12th, 2008, Diane said:
I don’t even know what I’m entering (I need to go back and read) but this made me laugh so hard, I’ll do whatever you say!
On November 12th, 2008, Diane said:
I don’t even know what I’m entering (I need to go back and read) but this made me laugh so hard, I’ll do whatever you say!
On November 12th, 2008, tracy said:
OK, I’m signed up! Thanks for reminding me…Didn’t know you were so fixated on poo and Manilo. We didn’t even talk about either when I saw you last…
On November 12th, 2008, Jennifer H said:
Hey, the last 9 years of my life have been somewhat focused on poo, and the first concert I ever went to was Barry Manilow. With my parents. (How embarrassing is that?)
There are crickets singing over at my place lately, too…maybe everyone’s suffering from post-election fatigue. That’s what I’m telling myself!
On November 13th, 2008, Jenn @ Juggling Life said:
I’ll tell you what’s the hell with me. My laptop speaker is broken so I meant to go listen to the songs on the desktop and never managed. Sorry!
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