August 6th, 2008
Because I am too busy poking my perfectly normal-sized poo down my toilet’s too-small poo hole with my white linen reed diffuser sticks, I’ve decided to hand this post over to Toots, who has a story to tell.
It’s called “Witch Boo!”
(And it starts in the middle, right where the action is…)
…So the witch took Rapunzel’s hair off because the ladder didn’t work.
And the witch put Rapunzel in the forest with only water and bread crumbs.
Then she put her in a worse place.
Japan.
And when Rapunzel woke up, the tigers ate her. But she got out of their stomachs magically.
Rapunzel married the prince and they lived happily ever after.
And then the witch got them again and tied them both up.
The End.
Feel free to not comment today.
And good luck getting that poo image out of your brain.
p.s. Sometimes I use plastic cutlery.
(21) Comments
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On August 6th, 2008, Renee aka MekhisMom said:
I had to comment. Yuck! But ya know I can actually relate. My home is new and has the low pressure flush or whatever – getting rid of poo has been a fairly regular occurance around here.
On August 6th, 2008, Noble pig said:
OMG I am laughing so hard at your small poo hole…what’s with those toilets anyway!
On August 6th, 2008, The Girl Next Door said:
Yeah I have to comment. Poo to the poo-poo
On August 6th, 2008, kate said:
i’m with toots. japan is way worse than a forest with bread crumbs and water. but i changed that to french bread and perrier.
On August 6th, 2008, foradifferentkindofgirl said:
Ha!
Oh….
Um….
So…
OK. Well.
Ha!
On August 6th, 2008, Jamie said:
Dude. Plunger. You’re welcome.
On August 6th, 2008, Lori said:
Oh lord, can I relate. My parents have those toilets and EVERY TIME I go over there I have to poo, then I have to tell my dad! WTH!
On August 6th, 2008, Csquaredplus3 said:
Really??? You’re kidding… Right?
Gullible = Moi
Great story Toots!
On August 6th, 2008, Tootsie Farklepants said:
You’re gonna need a bigger stick.
On August 6th, 2008, Da Goddess said:
Industrial strength plungers are the only thing that work on these damn toilets. Water efficient, my ass. You have to flush so many fucking times it pretty much defeats the purpose of the low-flow.
Toots can write posts for me any old time she wants. Her stories are better than mine.
On August 6th, 2008, matteroffactmommy said:
No Comment.
On August 6th, 2008, Jody said:
LOL I hate it when that happens =)
Major PITA!
On August 6th, 2008, Myra said:
Just love that kid’s imagination. She is a one of a kind.
On August 6th, 2008, Angela said:
Oh lol…I am not sure that scent is marketable, you know.
On August 6th, 2008, Kaza said:
Hey there! Just came over from your guest post on Mommypie’s site, which had me peeing with laughter. How I haven’t found you before now is beyond me, but it’s all good now.
On August 6th, 2008, foolery said:
Thinking I’ll probably never eat at one of your picnics.
On August 6th, 2008, Jenn @ Juggling Life said:
I’m telling you . . . rental in S.R.–we have normal size toilets!
On August 7th, 2008, Kelly@SHE-POWER said:
Then what did the witch do with them once she tied them up? I need a conclusion goddamnit! Anything to take my mind off that poo.
Kelly – who has delicate, petite poo and a sturdy toilet with a proper niagra style flush
On August 7th, 2008, Amelia Sprout said:
I think in our next house my husband may try to smuggle a toilet in from Canada.
However, my professional environmentalist momma says that the newer low flows actually work because they may have used some actual physics to improve the design instead of just sending less water through.
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