July 17th, 2008
Don’t mind me! I’m just hurriedly preparing for all the other things I’ll be doing this weekend instead of BlogHer.
I’ve got BlogHerNot 2008: The Revolution, and BitchHer 2008: The Devolution, and all kinds of things in between. Like shopping for a bathing suit that is not Gap, circa 1995 (the last time I bought a bathing suit suitable for public consumption.) (My tulips, I am not even kidding.)
So, so many things going on. I must hurry. I do not have a moment to spare. I cannot stop and smell the espresso. (That photo above is a fictional rendering of what I would be doing if I had any time.)
Also, that’s pretend SlimFast in there. I’m praying the Gap suit still fits.