Why I Could Never Run for Public Office
October 7th, 2010
- My maid’s name is “Leticia, Mistress of the Border Crossing.”
- My last vote was for Adam Lambert.
- Leticia and I have a daughter together.
No we don’t.
Yes we do.
No we don’t.
I’ll let the maternity test speak for itself.
Oh look at that! Yes we do.
- It was the ’80s! Everyone mainlined heroin and shot donkey sex tapes with Charlie Sheen!
- I work for a living.
- I can’t gut a fish.
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On October 7th, 2010, Laurie Ann said:
Charlie still owes $50 for the donkey rental.
On October 7th, 2010, Mama Mary said:
But can you hunt or golf? Or tell a lie with a straight face?
On October 7th, 2010, Tweets that mention San Diego Momma » Blog Archive » Why I Could Never Run for Public Office -- Topsy.com said:
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by billyhayes, Mary Burt-Godwin. Mary Burt-Godwin said: Why @sandiegomomma's name won't be on the next ballot. http://bit.ly/9qJfue Bummer cause I'd vote for her. [...]
On October 7th, 2010, Suzette aka MamarazziKnowsBest said:
But YOU can turn a sentence. And not many politicos can do that…
On October 8th, 2010, green girl in wisconsin said:
You kill me! All the more reason you SHOULD!
On October 8th, 2010, vodkamom said:
When you said shat i HAD to laugh. Our principal led a meeting the other day and talked about words that rhyme. He said Hat Cat Mat Fat Shat Rat
I was like…….. “SHAT”? Did he say SHAT???”
I am still laughing my ass off.
On October 9th, 2010, Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said:
I would vote for you based upon your last vote alone.
On October 9th, 2010, stephanie said:
AGAIN…You crack me up!!!
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