Why I Could Never Run for Public Office

  • My maid’s name is “Leticia, Mistress of the Border Crossing.”
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  • My last vote was for Adam Lambert.
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  • Leticia and I have a daughter together.

    No we don’t.

    Yes we do.

    No we don’t.

    I’ll let the maternity test speak for itself.

    Oh look at that! Yes we do.

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  • It was the ’80s! Everyone mainlined heroin and shot donkey sex tapes with Charlie Sheen!
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  • I work for a living.
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  • I can’t gut a fish.
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8 thoughts on “Why I Could Never Run for Public Office

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  2. When you said shat i HAD to laugh. Our principal led a meeting the other day and talked about words that rhyme. He said Hat Cat Mat Fat Shat Rat

    I was like…….. “SHAT”? Did he say SHAT???”

    I am still laughing my ass off.

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