Personal Microderm System Review (Sort of)

 

I can’t wait until I get a real budget and can afford a sound stage and Ron Jeremy!

 

In all non-snarky honesty, I love this thing. Which is why I’m poking fun at it — I tease because I love. I use it CONSTANTLY and it’s become a real threat to my marriage because my rejuvenated skin is making me look all hot box and the trash guys are lookin.’ Also, I use it all OVER my body. Even on the backs of my hands. And on my chest. True story. It’s like a master exfoliater, brown-spot-remover, dewy-skin miracle maker.

 

Also it vibrates.

 

So you know, right there, bonus points.

 

Plus and in addition, if you’d like to know more about the “device,” click here. There’s people there who share real reviews and product features without looking like they could use a fluffer.

 

16 Responses to “Personal Microderm System Review (Sort of)”

  1. Christina says:

    OMFG. Laughing so hard my kid is asking me if I’m okay.
    You slay me.
    I love you.

  2. Ooph says:

    No way. I just spit my damn coffee. Across the room. Effing hilarious.

  3. Deb says:

    Funny, funny girl! Dermabrasion is sexy!

  4. From this day forward I will never look at a microderm system thingy without thinking of you–and–Ron Jeremy!! Thanks for that! Your skin looks great by the way…

  5. Suzanne says:

    Oh this is SO wrong on SO many levels…..Ron Jeremy? vibrates? oh noooooo….. I’m going to chalk it up to the same reason that I’ve suddenly started reading racy romance novels.

  6. If I smoked cigarettes, I’d be smoking one now. It’s not weird I watched that alone and with the sound down low so as not to give away what I was doing with those around me, hmmm?

  7. Mel says:

    ok, I just bought a dozen!! you’re hilarious!

  8. Rima says:

    You are hilarious! Why aren’t you on TV???

  9. Must get this…for a number of reasons.

  10. Jill says:

    So basically you’re telling me that I no longer need anyone to help me rub my skin … I can get that taken care of all on my own?

    Awesome!

  11. That review CRACKED me up!
    You rock.
    I’ve seen this advertised, but I confess it kind of scares me.

  12. theresa says:

    You are so cute! Best review I’ve ever seen!!!!

  13. Mama Mary says:

    I really didn’t know you have this side of you. Not the Jenna Jameson side, I knew that. But the comedy. Sister. You need to be on SNL. Dying of laughter. And, oh, can I borrow that thing sometime?

  14. Christina says:

    Maybe someone should tell Caroline Manzo (RHONJ) that she doesn’t need to shave her face anymore. No! She needs to watch this video.

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