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Personal Microderm System Review (Sort of)

August 30th, 2010

 

I can’t wait until I get a real budget and can afford a sound stage and Ron Jeremy!

 

In all non-snarky honesty, I love this thing. Which is why I’m poking fun at it — I tease because I love. I use it CONSTANTLY and it’s become a real threat to my marriage because my rejuvenated skin is making me look all hot box and the trash guys are lookin.’ Also, I use it all OVER my body. Even on the backs of my hands. And on my chest. True story. It’s like a master exfoliater, brown-spot-remover, dewy-skin miracle maker.

 

Also it vibrates.

 

So you know, right there, bonus points.

 

Plus and in addition, if you’d like to know more about the “device,” click here. There’s people there who share real reviews and product features without looking like they could use a fluffer.

 

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On August 30th, 2010, Christina said:

OMFG. Laughing so hard my kid is asking me if I’m okay.
You slay me.
I love you.

On August 30th, 2010, Ooph said:

No way. I just spit my damn coffee. Across the room. Effing hilarious.

On August 30th, 2010, Candice @ Fashionably Organized said:

You complete me

On August 30th, 2010, Deb said:

Funny, funny girl! Dermabrasion is sexy!

On August 30th, 2010, JenniferfromLaJolla said:

From this day forward I will never look at a microderm system thingy without thinking of you–and–Ron Jeremy!! Thanks for that! Your skin looks great by the way…

On August 30th, 2010, Suzanne said:

Oh this is SO wrong on SO many levels…..Ron Jeremy? vibrates? oh noooooo….. I’m going to chalk it up to the same reason that I’ve suddenly started reading racy romance novels.

On August 30th, 2010, foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) said:

If I smoked cigarettes, I’d be smoking one now. It’s not weird I watched that alone and with the sound down low so as not to give away what I was doing with those around me, hmmm?

On August 30th, 2010, Mel said:

ok, I just bought a dozen!! you’re hilarious!

On August 30th, 2010, Rima said:

You are hilarious! Why aren’t you on TV???

On August 30th, 2010, Audrey at Barking Mad said:

Must get this…for a number of reasons.

On August 30th, 2010, Jill said:

So basically you’re telling me that I no longer need anyone to help me rub my skin … I can get that taken care of all on my own?

Awesome!

On August 31st, 2010, green girl in wisconsin said:

That review CRACKED me up!
You rock.
I’ve seen this advertised, but I confess it kind of scares me.

On August 31st, 2010, theresa said:

You are so cute! Best review I’ve ever seen!!!!

On August 31st, 2010, Mama Mary said:

I really didn’t know you have this side of you. Not the Jenna Jameson side, I knew that. But the comedy. Sister. You need to be on SNL. Dying of laughter. And, oh, can I borrow that thing sometime?

On August 31st, 2010, Christina said:

Maybe someone should tell Caroline Manzo (RHONJ) that she doesn’t need to shave her face anymore. No! She needs to watch this video.

On September 19th, 2010, Review of Neutrogena Illuminating Microderm Cleansing Pads said:

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