Beauty and the Brain

Oh crap. It’s begun.


My daughter asked me this morning if she were beautiful and I cringed. Then, I scrambled. Then, I imaginated a response that would make her value brains and wit over beauty.


Our exchange went something like this:


Me: Yes, you are beautiful. On the inside, which is most important.

Her: But, am I beautiful?

Me: Definitely. And smart. Especially smart.

Her: And beautiful?

Me: Oh wow! What’s that? Did you just say something funny? You are so funny! And witty. Both virtues. WAY better than beauty. Ha! You make me laugh!

Her: I like being pretty.

Me: Really? Oh ick. I mean, pretty? A dime a dozen. I love a dame with brains.

Her: Is a dame like a broad?

Me: Ha! That’s funny! {pause} Uh, where did you hear that word?

Her: Grandpa.

Me: Right. Please forget everything Grandpa says to you or will say to you in the future.

Her: But Grandpa’s funny!

Me: Yes! Back to the funny! Funny is good. And you’re smart! Smart funny is the new beautiful.

Her {pouting}: I asked if I were just beautiful.

Me: Hey! I’ve got an idea! Let’s spell beautiful! You can do that, right? Being so smart and all.

Her: You’re bugging me.

Me: Now that’s funny! {{fake laughing}}

Her: Come on, Booger. Let’s go brush our hair.

Me, calling after them: Hey! Hair grows on heads and what’s in a head, but brains! Good brains equals good hair! And good hair is funny! {{trailing off}} …Funny, funny hair… And brains….


Oh crap.


15 Responses to “Beauty and the Brain”

  1. pajama momma says:

    She looks beautiful to me.

  2. I have not had the beautiful conversation exactly with my daughter. Its more convincing her father not to focus so much on her appearance in terms of his compliments. “You’re gorgeous, what a cutie, etc.”

    He doesn’t say anything inappropriate, but I’m like you and I want her to focus on other things also. The one I had a problem with for awhile is her thinness. She tends to get focused on that issue, am I thin enough.

    I’m like where does this come from. She’s a rail and won’t eat meat. So I have to sneak protein into her whenever I can. In the end, though, we can only give her confidence in her appearance, her brains, her lovely inner being. And if she has enough confidence in herself, I hope the world won’t batter her down.

    You have a lovely daughter. And I’m sure we both have many more conversations like this in our future.

    My daughter is 11.



  3. Laila says:

    Nice and funny post :).
    It is a good thing you want to teach her to focus more on her personality but it seems she is really concerned about knowing if she’s beautiful or not.

  4. San Diego Momma says:

    I know! We actually have had this conversation quite often this week already and I make it clear (while not exaggerating for comic effect :) ), that’s she’s a beautiful girl.

    BUT, I do want to give her other attributes due attn. too, so the focus isn’t all on the beauty…it’s a definite tight rope.

  5. pajama momma says:

    As sad as it the world is focused on beauty, it’s just the way it is.

    It doesn’t matter the culture, you might be smokin hot if you can put 10 rings on your neck instead of 7 a lot of emphasis is placed on beauty no matter where you are.

    I understand your wanting her to focus on her smarts, but hell she’s is beautiful. What are ya gonna do?

    Why not let her know that she can be beautiful and and smart? (not that I’m any expert on kids, I have four and can tell you what not to do better than I can tell you what to do)

    It seems society is hellbent on making people think if you’re pretty you can’t possibly be smart.

    Types like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton (although I don’t find either of them too attractive) are to thank for that.

    Your daughter’s beautiful, what’s wrong with that?

    Maybe all the other times you can focus on her smarts, but come on mom, throw her a bone. :)

    I hope this didn’t sound mean. I didn’t intend it to.

  6. San Diego Momma says:

    Well put, PJ Momma…

    I do try to let her know that beauty is just *one* of her attributes and not the whole enchilada…but I do think I focus maybe too much on de-emphasizing the beauty…so your comment made me think…in a good way :)

    Thanks for the input! I love it.

  7. Cheri says:

    This is too funny! I think the same way.

  8. all great stuff… especially the part where your daughter is supposed to ignore everything grandpa says. yeah, need to start working on that one… :)

  9. mommypie says:

    Oh yes … the ‘beautiful’ conversation. The spin my 4-year-old takes is a bit different. It’s more like, “Mommy, you don’t look beautiful like me today.” Thanks, Kid.

  10. Da Goddess says:

    Been there with my Mojo. Our conversation went a little something like this:

    Her: Am I pretty, Mommy?

    Me: Yes, you’re beautiful. And smart. And funny, sweet, kind, and goofy. There’s nothing like a girl who’s all those things AND attractive. But remember, all it takes is an ugly attitude to ruin it all.

    Her: So, you’re saying I have to be more than just pretty?

    Me: Yep.

    Her: That’s gonna be rough.

    Me: Not really. You have all that in you already. Just remember to let your whole spirit shine and you’ll do fine.

    Her: Can’t I just be pretty on the outside and leave it at that?

    Me: No.

    Her: Can I have some ice cream now?

  11. Steph says:

    LLOL. It’s okay. They all go through it. Eventually, she’ll realize that being beautiful is nice and all, but it doesn’t get your spelling homework done.

  12. Marion says:

    I have a daughter, and every day I tell her she is smart and pretty and funny and beautiful, so beautiful. Because she is, and I want her to know she is. I can be about MORE than just is she beautiful, to her its about validation. I know that she will take that I think she is beautiful into her system and KNOW it. I am hoping that will arm her against the industry, by teaching her that she IS beautiful, she does not need to do anything for me to believe it.

  13. Steph says:

    Thanks for popping by my blog yesterday! You have a pretty cool blog yourself, I will certainly be back!

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  15. Oh crap is right. We struggle with this too. I have two daughters. My oldest recently made a comment about being fat. I couldn’t believe it. The child doesn’t have an ounce of extra fat on her entire body. She’s super active. She eats well. I tried to steer the conversation around to “healthy” but it really bothered me. I had weight/food issues as a young girl but not when I was 8 1/2.

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