AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {Deep cleansing breath, deep cleansing breath.} I’ve missed you. {More breaths. More breaths.} Very busy. {Breathing…breathing…} WHERE THE CACKALACKY IS MY BROWN PAPER BAG? {Gasping, gasping.} Good Golly Miss Molly Almighty in Heaven Above with the Infant Baby Jesus. {Re-evaluating priorities. Re-evaluating priorities.} Work…Continue Reading
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Late PROMPT
{{{A week late}}} I saw her first. She fidgeted in the coffee line and continually checked her reflection in the display case. A pair of black bike shorts barely cupped her buttocks, revealing far more than just tanned and toned legs. A sports bra worn as a top, white waffle socks, and black high-tops…Continue Reading
Identity Confirmation
Nice of me to check in, isn’t it? Truth is, I’ve been paralyzed writing-wise. There’s been so much I want to write, but am over-thinking due to people I know now read this blog. There’s so many to please! Or at least not piss off. The one friend over here hates when I self deprecate,…Continue Reading
Sometimes
Many days I forget her crooked smile, how she loved Jeopardy, her potato soup. Unless I’m prepared, I get either upset or downright angry if I have to think about her and me. The way we were together, or more often, apart. Our arguments are legend, still. Truth is, my memories are like an…Continue Reading
It’s Not The Things, It’s the Stuff
Do you do this too? Assemble a mental list of things you absolutely need to have in order to be 1) More interesting 2) Less zitty 3) Younger 4) Hipper 5) More enlightened 6) Skinnier; and last and sometimes least 7) Healthier? I’d say the my personal list compiles at the rate of one…Continue Reading
Ringing It In
Thank goodness for this blog. For days, I couldn’t remember what I did last New Year’s Eve, and through the miracle of archivedom, I discovered that on Dec. 31, 2008, I fell asleep at 9PM and didn’t give up the booty. THIS year, I fell asleep at 11PM. Again, I managed to keep my…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #88: Cheeky Monkey
Was it something I said? Maybe the intestinal reference? No matter. Here is today’s PROMPTuesday…late and unshowered. For two days. So it seems appropriate to talk about monkeys. Today’s PROMPT is: What is the monkey on your back? Maybe it’s a monkey you’d like to push off for the New Year.…Continue Reading
Here’s to the Holiday
Merry Christmas everyone! It’s very pink over here. Also, I decided to go off my brain medication.( Well, not “decided” really as much as “forgot to take for 5 days.”) Whooo! Let the holiday glee commence! On a serious note, thanks for being my friends and readers. Now if you’ll excuse…Continue Reading
Tidblatherings
Here’s what’s happening lately: I’ve been crafting all my blog entries in my mind at around, oh, 3:30AM. This morning was a real hamdoozle of a post about the media’s role in shaping public perception, and that the media needs to be mindful of that great responsibility and not continue to F it up…Continue Reading
More on the Spirit
I thought to come back and write more about things that uplift me, happy things that don’t involve death and ectoplasmic soda pop. As such, I’m going to list some of my uplifters here. A few I’ve referenced before, so I suppose this could be a compendium of those songs, foods, etc. that are…Continue Reading
More Peggy Bundy, Less Rachel Ray
You remember how I balked at moving to the suburbs, right? Well, looks like I’m seeing more social action here than I have anywhere else I’ve ever lived at any other time in my entire life, with the exception of a raucous sophomore year in college. Seems lots of moms are itching for connection and…Continue Reading
Holiday Meal Giveaway
Just a representative example of what my Christmas dinner will not look like. But just for fun, let’s mentally re-arrange it to look San Diego Mommish. All right. Take away the turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce; knock over a Christmas candle, and place the wine in the center of the table. There you go.…Continue Reading
