PROMPTuesday #91: Breakdown

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

{Deep cleansing breath, deep cleansing breath.}

I’ve missed you.

{More breaths. More breaths.}

Very busy.

{Breathing…breathing…}

WHERE THE CACKALACKY IS MY BROWN PAPER BAG?

{Gasping, gasping.}

Good Golly Miss Molly Almighty in Heaven Above with the Infant Baby Jesus.

{Re-evaluating priorities. Re-evaluating priorities.}

Work doesn’t have to consume me.

Oh frack. Forget it. I’ll deal with my inner anguish later.

Here’s a PROMPTuesday I made up for today.

Your car breaks down on a major highway during a cross-country trip. What happens next?

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