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Bathing Suit Checkpoint: Week Six

July 27th, 2011

Let’s jump right into this:

 

My boobs look like sad potatoes and I gained weight.

 

I didn’t even put makeup on for this what the hell? photo:

 

 

Here are my mofo measurements:

 

July 27, 2011 Body Stats (the figures at right were my stats from July 7):

Weight: 147.4/146.4

Bust: 36″/36.5″

Waist: 31″/31″

Hips: 36″/36″

Thighs: 23″/23.5″

 

So here’s my official week six bathing suit pic:

 

 

I know. I’m not the most upbeat person on the block, or planet, but REALLY? Must I gain weight when I’m watching what I eat and turbo pit-sweating?

 

In the meantime, here’s the chronology of my not losing any weight:

 



Week One: BOOBS!

Week Two: Boobs.

Week Four: Banana Boobs.

 

Week Six: Deflated Football Boobs

 

The only thing I can say? I still love XTend Barre. I think that’s why my thigh circumference deflated along with my breasts. And once again: If you live close to my neighborhood XTend Barre, they will give you one month unlimited access to all classes for $79/month if you mention “San Diego Momma.” Here’s their Facebook page.

 

This is not a sponsored post.

 

Who in THE hell would sponsor those boobs?

 

Oh wait!

 

I’ll be back. Possibly looking like this*:

 

Fake boob job

 

*The boobs shamelessly displayed in your face above are sponsored by a surreptitious visit to the plastic surgeon’s office across the hall from the lady who does my facials.

 

On July 27th, 2011, JenniferfromLaJolla said:

You are one of a kind–and I mean that in the absolute BEST way possible. And… I bet there are a lot of people/businesses who would sponsor your boobs.

On July 27th, 2011, Trish said:

You look great! Nice legs :-)

On July 27th, 2011, laura said:

I swear you are one of the most amazing women I know. Love it!
You look great btw! :)

On July 27th, 2011, Jenean said:

ok…but do you feel better???

On July 27th, 2011, MomZombie said:

I feel the same way but I am a big wimp. Never would I pose in my bathing suit for the Internet. Never. You are awesome for this. On a side note: I was doing so well at the beginning of summer (when I was on my diet of cactus and lint) and now? Right back at the beginning. I just keep working out and trying my best to eat proper portions of cactus and lint each day.

On July 27th, 2011, Sandra said:

You’re gorgeous! I realize the red bathing suit was “week 1″ but I loved that suit on you! As for the banana boobs, not only did I laugh, but I thought, “Well, at least she’s got boobs!” I’m on a high protein/low carb diet for a competition I’m doing in October, and my boobs basically disappear entirely…like they invert…I loved this post! Loved how you put yourself out there. Loved your wit! Loved your beauty!

On July 27th, 2011, The Zadge said:

You look fabulous!! And your confidence is even more beautiful!

On July 27th, 2011, Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said:

You. Are. Hawt.

On July 27th, 2011, flutter said:

you are totally gorgeous. and a nut.

On July 27th, 2011, SurferWife said:

I will sponsor your boobs.

Do you hear that everybody?

SURFERWIFE IS SPONSORING THOSE BOOBS.

On July 27th, 2011, Maegan (@ohyeah_her) said:

Girl, those boobs are real actual boobs. You should always be proud of them! And I like the red bathing suit best – that’s what the post was about, right? ;) xoxo

On July 28th, 2011, Chrisy said:

What Cheri said. And Trish. And, you’re so brave… and beautiful… and you have wonderful boobs. xo

On July 28th, 2011, Shary said:

I think you look amazing in all of the pictures but I understand your frustration. To work so hard and see little change. Ugh. I bet your muscles are stronger, though.

On July 29th, 2011, green girl in wisconsin said:

Hell, you look fantastic. And damn it, you HAVE boobs. I have booblets and trust me, they are way worse in a bathing suit. BTW, are those TRICEPS I spy in that last photo?

On July 30th, 2011, Jen said:

Your face is hilarious! You look great btw…

On August 4th, 2011, Shari said:

I know of a great program to lose weight..Its not advertised..Usually runs through word of mouth..but it DEFINITELY works… I am a MOm of 6 kids to prove this & so many of my friends have done it too… theyre all walking billboards etc
Shari

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