Smarter Than a Kindergartner

Yesterday at the breakfast table, Toots looked up from her Cheerios with a sudden urge to tell me:

Mom! You DO NOT want to get into a fight with Abraham Lincoln!

 

To which I non-thinkingly replied:

Why? Because he’s dead?

 

Prompting her to roll her eyes and say:

No! Because if you disagree with him, he will talk for two days while you are stuck in the house!

 

I figured I’d have to have the birds and the bees talk FIRST, but apparently now I have to bone up on filibusters.

 

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