• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • About
  • Contact
  • Blog
  • San Diego Momma
  • Nav Social Menu

    • Email
    • Facebook
    • Instagram
    • Pinterest
    • Twitter
San Diego Momma

San Diego Momma

Sharing some humor, a bit of writing and way too much information

Home / Etcetera / The Many-Dimensioned Reasons of Why I Am Awesome

The Many-Dimensioned Reasons of Why I Am Awesome

Etcetera

You know what I think is awesome? When I tell my husband why I am awesome. In exacting, painstaking detail. Because he sometimes forgets. And so I gently remind him that I COOK A LOT. That I WORK FROM HOME AND BRING IN MONEY. That I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT. Also, that PEOPLE FIND ME STRANGELY CHARMING. And that I USED TO LOOK GOOD IN A MINISKIRT.

 

I also enjoy telling him that I AM A REAL CATCH. And boy, ARE YOU LUCKY OR WHAT? He especially likes it when I add sidenotes and descriptive prose, as in, “I AM AWESOME AND YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH.”

 

And then I add, when I embarrass him with my random, probing questions to strangers, and/or my overly long, said-too-much monologues to party guests: “BUT MY HONESTY IS VERY REFRESHING.”

 

So THEN he insists that really it’s not very becoming to be so HONEST, I reply with, “BUT I GOTTA BE ME! THE AWESOME, PREVIOUSLY-MINISKIRTED, NON-DRUG-ADDICTY GAL YOU MARRIED.”

 

Seriously, he loves that.

 

And if he doesn’t, I tell him to. IN ALL CAPS.

 

I am so awesome.

 

Share this:

  • Facebook
  • X

March 14, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Sure I’d love to see you again

Previous Post: « Still… In Progress
Next Post: PROMPTuesday #98: Lyrical »

Reader Interactions

Leave a ReplyCancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Primary Sidebar

I love words. Every one, every time. (Except “moist.” That word can go.) …read more

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter

Sure. I’d love to see you again.

Categories

Archives

San Diego Momma
Dammit, I loathe the #blessed hashtag but… Dammit, I loathe the #blessed hashtag but…
We tried to get the skyline but missed the eyeline We tried to get the skyline but missed the eyeline…! ;)
I want this to be the cover of my memoir. Titled “Where’d the magic go?” Or just “WTF?”
I come across these old diary entries every few ye I come across these old diary entries every few years or so after cleaning out drawers. Makes me fall in love with my inner child all over again!
We so Tuscan! #Temecula We so Tuscan! #Temecula
Funnest birthday/holiday celebration yesterday! Vi Funnest birthday/holiday celebration yesterday! Visited Del Mar’s shops, businesses, restaurants and bars for the Village’s annual Taste and Sip with closest pals. Highlights: learning about Mezcal at @enfuegocantina, sampling new @lalospirits tequila, catching the sunset at @monarchdelmar, amazing ceviche at @coya_peruvian_secret, and the most delicious gluten-free birthday cake from @shanjo! Recommend this for next year - was the best best most good time.
Meet “The Neighbors”, a hilarious new sitcom c Meet “The Neighbors”, a hilarious new sitcom coming soon to a suburb near you. (Not really.)
#annualholidayparty
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 · Hello Chicky