May 16th, 2008
I totally got into a fight at Legoland.
Wait, let me word that in a more mature fashion: I entered into an altercation at Legoland.
I’ve always been one to champion the underdog.
I’ll have to write about this later. Right after I pick the curly straws out of my butt.
Today: Sea World.
Tomorrow: Drug-induced coma.