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In Another Mom Dimension, Perhaps

May 5th, 2008

Do you think there’s a world where one can actually say “Calgon, Take me Away!” and instantly you’re transported to a warm bubble bath, open waterproof book, glass of champagne (or fruit smoothie, your choice, lame-o), and a babysitter paid through three days?


Or do you think in that dimension, “Calgon” would be a carnivorous Mingkowborn warlord with Ginzu teeth and a spiked penis?



A note to the random-generating, ill-conceiving, unrelated ad populating Google Ads: BRING IT ON!


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On May 5th, 2008, Steph said:

I love you so much right now, I can’t even stand it.

On May 5th, 2008, Deborah said:

After the “spiked penis” comment, I’m dying to see what Google pops up with! So far it’s very tame, darn it.

On May 5th, 2008, matteroffactmommy said:

lol… fruit smoothie?! WTF.

i’m looking for the penis-envy ads and i don’t see one. darnit!

On May 5th, 2008, Cheri said:

The random ad says, “Total Publishing Freedom . . .” I think it is an ad for writers who don’t wear underwear.

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