Oh man, I’m busy today, so….
…to fill space, I’m letting my husband’s alter ego, Stubing Rothschild (Notes on Stubing: dry “Brit” humor, raises truffle pigs, salt and pepper nose hair, smokes pipe ironically), post some of his greatest hits wine reviews* gathered from a recent blind tasting party.
And can I say? EVERYONE loved these notes, especially since they were so descriptive, pertinent and well thought-out. Unfortunately, EVERYONE was me, and EVERYONE ELSE thought Stubing was an ass.
*Please note, no wines are actually mentioned in these reviews. Because that would be helpful, and not fake.
Wine #1: Reminds me of a leathery foxwhip followed by a pubescent sunflower cachet.
Wine #2: Fruitful, yet complex, fringing on shallow water lushness.
Wine #3: Flat but flamboyantly boisterous finish.
Wine #4: Stingy front but plentiful backside — No cherry.
Wine #5: Salaciously overdone bouquet — Palatially offensive.
Wine #6: Summer caramel rain with platitudes of yin.
Wine #7: Fu%*king awesome.
Wine #8: Badland dry with technically missive somberness.
Wine #9: Spooky start — mysterious middle — manaical bite.
Um, NINE types of wine. Like, in one sitting?
My kind of people.
He could help with my Girl Scout cookie descriptions for next year.
The silliness is delightful. With an oaky nuttiness ;)
personal favorite = ‘fu%*ing awesome’. because that’s about the extent of my knowledge of the english language… using curse words for description. ;)