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Home / Etcetera / Personal Microderm System Review (Sort of)

Personal Microderm System Review (Sort of)

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I can’t wait until I get a real budget and can afford a sound stage and Ron Jeremy!

 

In all non-snarky honesty, I love this thing. Which is why I’m poking fun at it — I tease because I love. I use it CONSTANTLY and it’s become a real threat to my marriage because my rejuvenated skin is making me look all hot box and the trash guys are lookin.’ Also, I use it all OVER my body. Even on the backs of my hands. And on my chest. True story. It’s like a master exfoliater, brown-spot-remover, dewy-skin miracle maker.

 

Also it vibrates.

 

So you know, right there, bonus points.

 

Plus and in addition, if you’d like to know more about the “device,” click here. There’s people there who share real reviews and product features without looking like they could use a fluffer.

 

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August 30, 2010 · 16 Comments

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  1. Christina says

    August 30, 2010 at 10:51 am

    OMFG. Laughing so hard my kid is asking me if I’m okay.
    You slay me.
    I love you.

    Reply
  2. Ooph says

    August 30, 2010 at 10:58 am

    No way. I just spit my damn coffee. Across the room. Effing hilarious.

    Reply
  3. Candice @ Fashionably Organized says

    August 30, 2010 at 11:20 am

    You complete me

    Reply
  4. Deb says

    August 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Funny, funny girl! Dermabrasion is sexy!

    Reply
  5. JenniferfromLaJolla says

    August 30, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    From this day forward I will never look at a microderm system thingy without thinking of you–and–Ron Jeremy!! Thanks for that! Your skin looks great by the way…

    Reply
  6. Suzanne says

    August 30, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Oh this is SO wrong on SO many levels…..Ron Jeremy? vibrates? oh noooooo….. I’m going to chalk it up to the same reason that I’ve suddenly started reading racy romance novels.

    Reply
  7. foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) says

    August 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    If I smoked cigarettes, I’d be smoking one now. It’s not weird I watched that alone and with the sound down low so as not to give away what I was doing with those around me, hmmm?

    Reply
  8. Mel says

    August 30, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    ok, I just bought a dozen!! you’re hilarious!

    Reply
  9. Rima says

    August 30, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    You are hilarious! Why aren’t you on TV???

    Reply
  10. Audrey at Barking Mad says

    August 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    Must get this…for a number of reasons.

    Reply
  11. Jill says

    August 30, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    So basically you’re telling me that I no longer need anyone to help me rub my skin … I can get that taken care of all on my own?

    Awesome!

    Reply
  12. green girl in wisconsin says

    August 31, 2010 at 5:34 am

    That review CRACKED me up!
    You rock.
    I’ve seen this advertised, but I confess it kind of scares me.

    Reply
  13. theresa says

    August 31, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    You are so cute! Best review I’ve ever seen!!!!

    Reply
  14. Mama Mary says

    August 31, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    I really didn’t know you have this side of you. Not the Jenna Jameson side, I knew that. But the comedy. Sister. You need to be on SNL. Dying of laughter. And, oh, can I borrow that thing sometime?

    Reply
  15. Christina says

    August 31, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Maybe someone should tell Caroline Manzo (RHONJ) that she doesn’t need to shave her face anymore. No! She needs to watch this video.

    Reply

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