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In Another Mom Dimension, Perhaps

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Do you think there’s a world where one can actually say “Calgon, Take me Away!” and instantly you’re transported to a warm bubble bath, open waterproof book, glass of champagne (or fruit smoothie, your choice, lame-o), and a babysitter paid through three days?

 

Or do you think in that dimension, “Calgon” would be a carnivorous Mingkowborn warlord with Ginzu teeth and a spiked penis?

 

 

A note to the random-generating, ill-conceiving, unrelated ad populating Google Ads: BRING IT ON!

 

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May 5, 2008 · 4 Comments

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  1. Steph says

    May 5, 2008 at 8:10 am

    I love you so much right now, I can’t even stand it.

    Reply
  2. Deborah says

    May 5, 2008 at 11:34 am

    After the “spiked penis” comment, I’m dying to see what Google pops up with! So far it’s very tame, darn it.

    Reply
  3. matteroffactmommy says

    May 5, 2008 at 11:58 am

    lol… fruit smoothie?! WTF.

    i’m looking for the penis-envy ads and i don’t see one. darnit!

    Reply
  4. Cheri says

    May 5, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    The random ad says, “Total Publishing Freedom . . .” I think it is an ad for writers who don’t wear underwear.

    Reply

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