Hi, it’s me, San Diego Momma.
Look, I love you guys, by which I mean, girls. And maybe guy? One? Broham?
First of all, you make me laugh. Also, you’re super sweet, like major. And supportive. Even people I haven’t e-met yet, you seem cool. I’ve extrapolated such.
So like I said, I love you.
And this really has nothing to do with the Google ad at right. (Is it still the one with the cavortious females?)
Anyway, so there’s this thing I do for people I love.
I make them mix CDs.
I can’t help it.
It’s a compulsion.
For Christmas, I made my book club mix CDs with songs inspired by the books we’d read.
I make my husband and the odd friend CDs based on the seasons, e.g. Fall Mix 2004, Summer Slams, etc. I push CDs on drinking buddies (try this! you’ll like it! it’s my “Party Hearty” mix!). I bring mix CDs to anniversary parties, weddings, birthdays, casual get-togethers, bar mitvahs. I even have a “Bathroom Mix” (Yellow Submarine is on it.) I mix, mix, mix.
I’m a mixer! Yes, that’s it! A mixer. Also, “weird” is another word I’ve heard related to my person.
I’d like to make one of you a mix CD. BUT, I need to know a few things about you first, because my mix CDs are personalized. So, please answer my
idiotic carefully selected questions below, then post a comment so I can pick you at random and send you my labor of love.
I’m a mixer, not a hater.
My questions are below. If you prefer, e-mail the answers to me (but also post a comment, because I’ll be using my super hypno ninja comment randomizer to select the
bemused and befuddled lucky mixee).
Thanks. You’re great. I love you.
1. Where would you listen to this mix CD?
2. Are you pessimistic, optimistic, or omnimistic?
3. Do you have a regret in life? What is it?
4. If you were forced to do one of these things, which would you select: fully and deeply lick a toilet rim or sip a cup of George W. Bush’s spit?
5. Are you social or introverted?
6. What’s your good luck charm?
7. Would you rather live by the ocean, on a mountaintop or in the country?
8. Pretend husband’s name?
Thank you. Randomizer ninja comment picker outter will blindly select a mix CD recipient on Monday evening, 8PM PST. And, anybody can enter! Like I said, these CDs are personalized.