Today? Teach us something. How do you flirt? Make a smoothie? Achieve balance in your life? Step-by-step instructions please. Thank you. Please post your submission in the comments OR post in your blog and leave a link to your blog in the comments. First time to PROMPTuesday? Read a bit about…Continue Reading
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Late PROMPT
{{{A week late}}} I saw her first. She fidgeted in the coffee line and continually checked her reflection in the display case. A pair of black bike shorts barely cupped her buttocks, revealing far more than just tanned and toned legs. A sports bra worn as a top, white waffle socks, and black high-tops…Continue Reading
Identity Confirmation
Nice of me to check in, isn’t it? Truth is, I’ve been paralyzed writing-wise. There’s been so much I want to write, but am over-thinking due to people I know now read this blog. There’s so many to please! Or at least not piss off. The one friend over here hates when I self deprecate,…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #89: The Basics
Let’s return to bare bones this week, what do you say? I was given this exercise in a college writing class, and I clearly remember observing an older man who was eating alone. During my 15-minute study, I absorbed his every move and translated it to my writing. The way he carried the tray…Continue Reading
Sometimes
Many days I forget her crooked smile, how she loved Jeopardy, her potato soup. Unless I’m prepared, I get either upset or downright angry if I have to think about her and me. The way we were together, or more often, apart. Our arguments are legend, still. Truth is, my memories are like an…Continue Reading
It’s Not The Things, It’s the Stuff
Do you do this too? Assemble a mental list of things you absolutely need to have in order to be 1) More interesting 2) Less zitty 3) Younger 4) Hipper 5) More enlightened 6) Skinnier; and last and sometimes least 7) Healthier? I’d say the my personal list compiles at the rate of one…Continue Reading
Ringing It In
Thank goodness for this blog. For days, I couldn’t remember what I did last New Year’s Eve, and through the miracle of archivedom, I discovered that on Dec. 31, 2008, I fell asleep at 9PM and didn’t give up the booty. THIS year, I fell asleep at 11PM. Again, I managed to keep my…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #88: Cheeky Monkey
Was it something I said? Maybe the intestinal reference? No matter. Here is today’s PROMPTuesday…late and unshowered. For two days. So it seems appropriate to talk about monkeys. Today’s PROMPT is: What is the monkey on your back? Maybe it’s a monkey you’d like to push off for the New Year.…Continue Reading
Here’s to the Holiday
Merry Christmas everyone! It’s very pink over here. Also, I decided to go off my brain medication.( Well, not “decided” really as much as “forgot to take for 5 days.”) Whooo! Let the holiday glee commence! On a serious note, thanks for being my friends and readers. Now if you’ll excuse…Continue Reading
List of Amazing Awesomeness
If I were a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na NA: THIS would be my fashion Christmas to-do list. (After I donated to charities, funded a peacekeeping mission to every war-torn country in the world, and cured cancer.)
PROMPTuesday #87: It’s Bawdy Holiday Prose Time!
This is a companion piece to last year’s PROMPTuesday. Read the link first, then come back and give me what you got! (That’s what SHE said…) I shouldn’t eat more Christmas dessert My intestines are really starting to hurt Though eat it I shall I’m that kind of gal Butt sure ain’t pretty under…Continue Reading
Tidblatherings
Here’s what’s happening lately: I’ve been crafting all my blog entries in my mind at around, oh, 3:30AM. This morning was a real hamdoozle of a post about the media’s role in shaping public perception, and that the media needs to be mindful of that great responsibility and not continue to F it up…Continue Reading
