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From the Parenting Fail File…

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“The day started quietly enough, which is always a tip-off. With two kids around, silence in my house is something to be feared and loathed…”

 

And that’s how my daughter’s descent into amoral seediness began. I wrote about “the incident” in 2010 when it happened, but prettied it up for my Mommy Moment over at Natalie’s place.

 

And every word?

 

Pretty much all true.

 

The guest post is here.

 

Now with 75% more parental failure!

 

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February 2, 2012 · 7 Comments

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  1. Green Girl in Wisconsin says

    February 3, 2012 at 6:46 am

    I read it and LAUGHED. Hard to fathom that innocence can disappear with the simple push of a button.
    Talk about screwing things up;)

    Reply
  2. Jennifer says

    February 3, 2012 at 11:49 am

    I remember this post. Had me laughing all over again and that’s just what I needed today. Thanks

    Reply
  3. Suzanne @ The Wine{a}be says

    February 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    AAHHH…so funny!! When things go wrong…they really go wrong!! LOL! Love that the babysitter ran off…and that the windows were open.
    Thanks for the Friday Funny! ;)

    Reply
  4. Trish says

    February 3, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Same thing happened in our house. But it was on my watch.

    Reply
  5. Cass says

    February 3, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Hilarious! I found you through the mommyofamonster blog – love your writing style so am now following. Thanks for sharing this monster mommy moment it gave me a good giggle :)

    Reply
  6. Alexandra says

    February 3, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    I remember this…and yes, the same with us.

    It is a lot more common I’ll bet, than people will admit.

    Reply
  7. heidi says

    February 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Hi-larious!!!

    Reply

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