“The day started quietly enough, which is always a tip-off. With two kids around, silence in my house is something to be feared and loathed…”
And that’s how my daughter’s descent into amoral seediness began. I wrote about “the incident” in 2010 when it happened, but prettied it up for my Mommy Moment over at Natalie’s place.
And every word?
Pretty much all true.
The guest post is here.
Now with 75% more parental failure!
I read it and LAUGHED. Hard to fathom that innocence can disappear with the simple push of a button.
Talk about screwing things up;)
I remember this post. Had me laughing all over again and that’s just what I needed today. Thanks
AAHHH…so funny!! When things go wrong…they really go wrong!! LOL! Love that the babysitter ran off…and that the windows were open.
Thanks for the Friday Funny! ;)
Same thing happened in our house. But it was on my watch.
Hilarious! I found you through the mommyofamonster blog – love your writing style so am now following. Thanks for sharing this monster mommy moment it gave me a good giggle :)
I remember this…and yes, the same with us.
It is a lot more common I’ll bet, than people will admit.
Hi-larious!!!