Let’s jump right into this:
My boobs look like sad potatoes and I gained weight.
I didn’t even put makeup on for this what the hell? photo:
Here are my mofo measurements:
July 27, 2011 Body Stats (the figures at right were my stats from July 7):
So here’s my official week six bathing suit pic:
I know. I’m not the most upbeat person on the block, or planet, but REALLY? Must I gain weight when I’m watching what I eat and turbo pit-sweating?
In the meantime, here’s the chronology of my not losing any weight:
The only thing I can say? I still love XTend Barre. I think that’s why my thigh circumference deflated along with my breasts. And once again: If you live close to my neighborhood XTend Barre, they will give you one month unlimited access to all classes for $79/month if you mention “San Diego Momma.” Here’s their Facebook page.
This is not a sponsored post.
Who in THE hell would sponsor those boobs?
I’ll be back. Possibly looking like this*:
*The boobs shamelessly displayed in your face above are sponsored by a surreptitious visit to the plastic surgeon’s office across the hall from the lady who does my facials.