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Bathing Suit Checkpoint: Week Six

The Bathing Suit Project

Let’s jump right into this:

 

My boobs look like sad potatoes and I gained weight.

 

I didn’t even put makeup on for this what the hell? photo:

 

 

Here are my mofo measurements:

 

July 27, 2011 Body Stats (the figures at right were my stats from July 7):

Weight: 147.4/146.4

Bust: 36″/36.5″

Waist: 31″/31″

Hips: 36″/36″

Thighs: 23″/23.5″

 

So here’s my official week six bathing suit pic:

 

 

I know. I’m not the most upbeat person on the block, or planet, but REALLY? Must I gain weight when I’m watching what I eat and turbo pit-sweating?

 

In the meantime, here’s the chronology of my not losing any weight:

 



Week One: BOOBS!

Week Two: Boobs.

Week Four: Banana Boobs.

 

Week Six: Deflated Football Boobs

 

The only thing I can say? I still love XTend Barre. I think that’s why my thigh circumference deflated along with my breasts. And once again: If you live close to my neighborhood XTend Barre, they will give you one month unlimited access to all classes for $79/month if you mention “San Diego Momma.” Here’s their Facebook page.

 

This is not a sponsored post.

 

Who in THE hell would sponsor those boobs?

 

Oh wait!

 

I’ll be back. Possibly looking like this*:

 

Fake boob job

 

*The boobs shamelessly displayed in your face above are sponsored by a surreptitious visit to the plastic surgeon’s office across the hall from the lady who does my facials.

 

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July 27, 2011 · 16 Comments

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  1. JenniferfromLaJolla says

    July 27, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    You are one of a kind–and I mean that in the absolute BEST way possible. And… I bet there are a lot of people/businesses who would sponsor your boobs.

    Reply
  2. Trish says

    July 27, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    You look great! Nice legs :-)

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  3. laura says

    July 27, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    I swear you are one of the most amazing women I know. Love it!
    You look great btw! :)

    Reply
  4. Jenean says

    July 27, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    ok…but do you feel better???

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  5. MomZombie says

    July 27, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    I feel the same way but I am a big wimp. Never would I pose in my bathing suit for the Internet. Never. You are awesome for this. On a side note: I was doing so well at the beginning of summer (when I was on my diet of cactus and lint) and now? Right back at the beginning. I just keep working out and trying my best to eat proper portions of cactus and lint each day.

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  6. Sandra says

    July 27, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    You’re gorgeous! I realize the red bathing suit was “week 1” but I loved that suit on you! As for the banana boobs, not only did I laugh, but I thought, “Well, at least she’s got boobs!” I’m on a high protein/low carb diet for a competition I’m doing in October, and my boobs basically disappear entirely…like they invert…I loved this post! Loved how you put yourself out there. Loved your wit! Loved your beauty!

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  7. The Zadge says

    July 27, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    You look fabulous!! And your confidence is even more beautiful!

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  8. Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says

    July 27, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    You. Are. Hawt.

    Reply
  9. flutter says

    July 27, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    you are totally gorgeous. and a nut.

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  10. SurferWife says

    July 27, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    I will sponsor your boobs.

    Do you hear that everybody?

    SURFERWIFE IS SPONSORING THOSE BOOBS.

    Reply
  11. Maegan (@ohyeah_her) says

    July 27, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    Girl, those boobs are real actual boobs. You should always be proud of them! And I like the red bathing suit best – that’s what the post was about, right? ;) xoxo

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  12. Chrisy says

    July 28, 2011 at 5:10 am

    What Cheri said. And Trish. And, you’re so brave… and beautiful… and you have wonderful boobs. xo

    Reply
  13. Shary says

    July 28, 2011 at 7:17 am

    I think you look amazing in all of the pictures but I understand your frustration. To work so hard and see little change. Ugh. I bet your muscles are stronger, though.

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  14. green girl in wisconsin says

    July 29, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Hell, you look fantastic. And damn it, you HAVE boobs. I have booblets and trust me, they are way worse in a bathing suit. BTW, are those TRICEPS I spy in that last photo?

    Reply
  15. Jen says

    July 30, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Your face is hilarious! You look great btw…

    Reply
  16. Shari says

    August 4, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I know of a great program to lose weight..Its not advertised..Usually runs through word of mouth..but it DEFINITELY works… I am a MOm of 6 kids to prove this & so many of my friends have done it too… theyre all walking billboards etc
    Shari

    Reply

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