Let’s jump right into this:
My boobs look like sad potatoes and I gained weight.
I didn’t even put makeup on for this what the hell? photo:
Here are my mofo measurements:
July 27, 2011 Body Stats (the figures at right were my stats from July 7):
Weight: 147.4/146.4
Bust: 36″/36.5″
Waist: 31″/31″
Hips: 36″/36″
Thighs: 23″/23.5″
So here’s my official week six bathing suit pic:
I know. I’m not the most upbeat person on the block, or planet, but REALLY? Must I gain weight when I’m watching what I eat and turbo pit-sweating?
In the meantime, here’s the chronology of my not losing any weight:
Week One: BOOBS!
Week Two: Boobs.
Week Four: Banana Boobs.
Week Six: Deflated Football Boobs
The only thing I can say? I still love XTend Barre. I think that’s why my thigh circumference deflated along with my breasts. And once again: If you live close to my neighborhood XTend Barre, they will give you one month unlimited access to all classes for $79/month if you mention “San Diego Momma.” Here’s their Facebook page.
This is not a sponsored post.
Who in THE hell would sponsor those boobs?
Oh wait!
I’ll be back. Possibly looking like this*:
*The boobs shamelessly displayed in your face above are sponsored by a surreptitious visit to the plastic surgeon’s office across the hall from the lady who does my facials.
You are one of a kind–and I mean that in the absolute BEST way possible. And… I bet there are a lot of people/businesses who would sponsor your boobs.
You look great! Nice legs :-)
I swear you are one of the most amazing women I know. Love it!
You look great btw! :)
ok…but do you feel better???
I feel the same way but I am a big wimp. Never would I pose in my bathing suit for the Internet. Never. You are awesome for this. On a side note: I was doing so well at the beginning of summer (when I was on my diet of cactus and lint) and now? Right back at the beginning. I just keep working out and trying my best to eat proper portions of cactus and lint each day.
You’re gorgeous! I realize the red bathing suit was “week 1” but I loved that suit on you! As for the banana boobs, not only did I laugh, but I thought, “Well, at least she’s got boobs!” I’m on a high protein/low carb diet for a competition I’m doing in October, and my boobs basically disappear entirely…like they invert…I loved this post! Loved how you put yourself out there. Loved your wit! Loved your beauty!
You look fabulous!! And your confidence is even more beautiful!
You. Are. Hawt.
you are totally gorgeous. and a nut.
I will sponsor your boobs.
Do you hear that everybody?
SURFERWIFE IS SPONSORING THOSE BOOBS.
Girl, those boobs are real actual boobs. You should always be proud of them! And I like the red bathing suit best – that’s what the post was about, right? ;) xoxo
What Cheri said. And Trish. And, you’re so brave… and beautiful… and you have wonderful boobs. xo
I think you look amazing in all of the pictures but I understand your frustration. To work so hard and see little change. Ugh. I bet your muscles are stronger, though.
Hell, you look fantastic. And damn it, you HAVE boobs. I have booblets and trust me, they are way worse in a bathing suit. BTW, are those TRICEPS I spy in that last photo?
Your face is hilarious! You look great btw…
I know of a great program to lose weight..Its not advertised..Usually runs through word of mouth..but it DEFINITELY works… I am a MOm of 6 kids to prove this & so many of my friends have done it too… theyre all walking billboards etc
Shari