• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • About
  • Contact
  • Blog
  • San Diego Momma
  • Nav Social Menu

    • Email
    • Facebook
    • Instagram
    • Pinterest
    • Twitter
San Diego Momma

San Diego Momma

Sharing some humor, a bit of writing and way too much information

Home / Etcetera / Cage Match! ENFP vs. DOPE

Cage Match! ENFP vs. DOPE

Etcetera

My husband’s been working from home for the last week or so and it’s been very, um, enlightening. Thanks to Fragrant Liar’s recent post, it occurred to me to research our respective personality types so I could better understand our inter-dynamics and optimize our unexpected together time. As such, I’ve discovered that I am an ENFP and my husband is a DOPE.

 

I dug deeper. Turns out my husband did indeed fit the characteristics of the DOPE personality profile:

 

–Tendency to leave the house several times a day accompanied by a propensity to return 10 seconds later for pants, keys, sunglasses, and wallet.

 

–Experiences temporary blindness to overflowing trash cans, wet towels, and kitchen counter crumbs the size of small woodland creatures.

 

–Has sudden onset of super acute vision during Victoria’s Secret Angel commercials.

 

–Emits loud noises at inopportune intervals.

 

–Requires explanation for simple words and phrases such as “PMS” and “Girl’s Night Out.”

 

–Lapses into a mental state of confusion triggered by the absence of processed meats from the refrigerator.

 

–Disappears for long periods of time after harmless statements including but not limited to, “We need to talk.”

 

I don’t know. I’m a little worried here. What’s an ENFP to do with a DOPE? Especially when my personality characteristics are so opposite from his. I mean, everyone knows ENFPs are:

 

–P

 

–E

 

–R

 

–F

 

–E

 

–C

 

–T

 

Stay tuned. I’m working to rehabilitate my husband, starting with that Victoria’s Secret eye malady.

 

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook

March 30, 2011 · 11 Comments

Sure I’d love to see you again

Previous Post: « PROMPTuesday #147: Proceed As If
Next Post: Unfinished, Part…Eh. Forget It. »

Reader Interactions

Leave a Reply to Morgan B. Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Comments

  1. Morgan B. says

    March 30, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Omg! This hit so close to home. My husband is working from home and I want to kill him. Stay strong sister!

    Reply
  2. Trish says

    March 30, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    When my husband started working from home I thought I would lose my mind! It has taken several months, but we’re finally ok. Sort of. I’m not going to kill him or lose my mind. So in that way, we’re ok.

    Reply
  3. MomZombie says

    March 30, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    My husband packed up his office and moved it off-site last summer. Best.thing.ever.

    Reply
  4. Mad Woman behind the Blog says

    March 30, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    Thank you for giving me one more reason for being grateful for being a working mom. Whew!

    Reply
  5. Mama Mary says

    March 31, 2011 at 9:57 am

    If it wasn’t my anniversary today i would say that my husband is a DOPE too. But I’ll give him the day off from calling him names. Love this post!

    Reply
  6. green girl in wisconsin says

    March 31, 2011 at 10:40 am

    My husband has similar issues with the victoria’s secret models.

    Reply
  7. Rima says

    March 31, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    San Diego Momma, you crack my $hit up.

    Reply
  8. Ellie says

    March 31, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    SNORT!

    This made me chuckle – my DOPE exhibits just about all of these, too. LOVE THIS!

    -Ellie

    Reply
  9. Jenn Sullivan says

    April 2, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    If we didn’t live in the same state I would swear we were married to the same man…. Hubby and I both work from home and sometimes, sometimes, I just wanna smack him. I love him, but wow.

    Reply
  10. Birdrockfab says

    April 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    My husband works from home one day a week and boy can I relate. It makes me cherish our wireless router because I can change rooms when I’m tempted to comment on something!

    Reply
  11. Ferd says

    April 9, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    I don’t think I’m a DOPE, but I do share the Victoria’s Secret Eye Malady characteristic with The Rock. I think the gene for it lies on the Y chromosome, but that’s just a theory.
    ;-)

    Reply

Primary Sidebar

I love words. Every one, every time. (Except “moist.” That word can go.) …read more

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter

Sure. I’d love to see you again.

Categories

Archives

Blogroll

  • Blog This Mom
  • Da Goddess
  • Dirt and Noise
  • Discover San Diego
  • Foolery
  • Juggling Life
  • Mama Mary Show
  • Mel, A Dramatic Mommy
  • Mom Zombie
  • Mommy’s Martini
  • Motherhood is Not for Wimps
San Diego Momma

Footer

Archives

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter

Categories

K. K.
Christmas carols for dad... Through the nursing ho Christmas carols for dad...
Through the nursing home window...
❤️
Mama’s mid-century vibes and dad’s suit swagge Mama’s mid-century vibes and dad’s suit swagger...
Walked a 5K for Wounded Warriors last night and de Walked a 5K for Wounded Warriors last night and despite my phone being stolen right before this pic, I couldn’t deny there are still good things in the world like red sunsets. Even if thieves and bad people muck stuff up every now and again.
Well. One of us takes her time to carve things rig Well. One of us takes her time to carve things right....No. I don’t know what it is. (It was supposed to be Chucky but she carved the wrong parts.) (I still admire the attention to detail.)
#OneDayHH — 8:23PM — Felt like the right time #OneDayHH — 8:23PM —
Felt like the right time to try Schitt’s Creek again. I couldn’t get into it last I tried.
But non-football-watching wives of football watchers do as they must do. And they must do it alone.
#OneDayHH — 6PM — Early evening still life. #OneDayHH — 6PM — 
Early evening still life. 
Husband working/watching football.
Outdoor cushions sheltered from possible rain showers tonight.
Buddha watching over all.
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2021 · Hello Chicky

We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. By clicking “Accept”, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies.
Do not sell my personal information.
Cookie settingsACCEPT
Privacy & Cookies Policy

Privacy Overview

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these cookies, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may have an effect on your browsing experience.
Necessary
Always Enabled

Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. These cookies do not store any personal information.

Non-necessary

Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website.