Hi Ladies and Gents!
It’s San Diego Momma’s id. It’s come to my attention that she’s fresh out of inventive, refreshing blog posts. She’s got nothing to write about! This has to change. With the elections coming up tomorrow, it’s important that I take a stand for forgetful, overwrought mothers everywhere! Let’s join together for this important cause! So take my hand! Let’s find some blog fodder and send it straight to San Diego Momma’s cerebrum.
Ahem. Sorry. It’s just that I’m the id.
There we go again.
I’ll do my best to keep my iddy outbursts to a minimum.
I want to have s@x with Bear Grylls!
Let’s try this once more.
So blog material. I’m sure we can come up with something….
A-ha! I got it. That one time at ban….
Pizza is good!
It’s really hard to shut myself up. Usually the super-ego shows up right about now. But I suppose he’s too busy being perfect and unimpulsive.
You smell bad and need braces!
Now I’m idding all over the place.
Let’s just get this done quickly.
All right…fodder, fodder, fodder.
Oh! Stories about things kids…
I want big hair!
Oh for land’s sakes.
Nancy Grace sucks!
Fine. Forget San Diego Momma. Where’s the hypothalamus? I’m ready to party!