Hi Ladies and Gents!
It’s San Diego Momma’s id. It’s come to my attention that she’s fresh out of inventive, refreshing blog posts. She’s got nothing to write about! This has to change. With the elections coming up tomorrow, it’s important that I take a stand for forgetful, overwrought mothers everywhere! Let’s join together for this important cause! So take my hand! Let’s find some blog fodder and send it straight to San Diego Momma’s cerebrum.
Abercrombie applesauce!
Ahem. Sorry. It’s just that I’m the id.
Benzene!
There we go again.
I’ll do my best to keep my iddy outbursts to a minimum.
I want to have s@x with Bear Grylls!
Damnit.
Let’s try this once more.
So blog material. I’m sure we can come up with something….
A-ha! I got it. That one time at ban….
Pizza is good!
It’s really hard to shut myself up. Usually the super-ego shows up right about now. But I suppose he’s too busy being perfect and unimpulsive.
Whatever.
You smell bad and need braces!
Now I’m idding all over the place.
Let’s just get this done quickly.
All right…fodder, fodder, fodder.
Oh! Stories about things kids…
I want big hair!
Oh for land’s sakes.
Nancy Grace sucks!
Fine. Forget San Diego Momma. Where’s the hypothalamus? I’m ready to party!
Well, Nancy Grace *does* suck. And big hair is awesome. And I wanna have sex with Bear Grylls, but only if he brushes his teeth for an extra long time after one of his dead-animal-eating trips. And gargles.
Nancy Grace sucks! and I’m going to repost a post for tomorrow too. BLA!
Love it!
I once thought I’d reached the end of the internet. Then it miraculously kept expanding (thank goodness). If that helps.
if it helps, i’ve hit a dry patch as well. this, too, shall pass. (there you go…write about cliches, lol)
i’ve just been catching up on my sponsored posts, as opposed to having to come up with original material.
xo
You have to write about the SanFrancisco Giants.
One, I have to beg that you DON’T write about the Giants. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a Rangers fan in the Bay Area?
At least your post was entertaining. When I have a brain fart day I write some b.s. about being to wigged out to write. Or do nothing. So you have my admiration for being funny in the face of adversity.
hahaha! Bear Grylls… even my husband has a man crush on him! hahaha!