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Smarter Than a Kindergartner

Etcetera, KidSpeak

Yesterday at the breakfast table, Toots looked up from her Cheerios with a sudden urge to tell me:

Mom! You DO NOT want to get into a fight with Abraham Lincoln!

 

To which I non-thinkingly replied:

Why? Because he’s dead?

 

Prompting her to roll her eyes and say:

No! Because if you disagree with him, he will talk for two days while you are stuck in the house!

 

I figured I’d have to have the birds and the bees talk FIRST, but apparently now I have to bone up on filibusters.

 

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May 20, 2010 · 5 Comments

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  1. Christina says

    May 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Hahahahaha!! How random! Where did she learn that one?

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  2. The Frugal Hostess says

    May 20, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day! HA-larious!!!

    Reply
  3. jessica says

    May 20, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    I was with you on the “dead” part, quite frankly

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  4. green girl in Wisconsin says

    May 21, 2010 at 8:16 am

    *snort* That’s some good reasoning though!

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  5. mommypie says

    May 21, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Okay, I read Toot’s response and totally thought she was seeing dead people and having conversations with them in your house.

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