Yesterday at the breakfast table, Toots looked up from her Cheerios with a sudden urge to tell me:
Mom! You DO NOT want to get into a fight with Abraham Lincoln!
To which I non-thinkingly replied:
Why? Because he’s dead?
Prompting her to roll her eyes and say:
No! Because if you disagree with him, he will talk for two days while you are stuck in the house!
I figured I’d have to have the birds and the bees talk FIRST, but apparently now I have to bone up on filibusters.
Hahahahaha!! How random! Where did she learn that one?
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day! HA-larious!!!
I was with you on the “dead” part, quite frankly
*snort* That’s some good reasoning though!
Okay, I read Toot’s response and totally thought she was seeing dead people and having conversations with them in your house.