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The Sport-Brella: An Experiential Overview

Etcetera, Momma Love

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s an experiential overview!

 

I’m still not sure how to incorporate product reviews (henceforth referred to as “experiental overview” into my blog yet, or if I even want to, but I have found that I’m game if the following four bullet points are addressed:

 

1) The product to be reviewed is sent to me by a rep who says things like:

I respect your honesty however you choose to write or not write about the Sport-Brella–with humor and neurosis is fine.

Thank you for your consideration. I would be happy to send you a complimentary product for review. I can send you a red one to go with your hat and swimsuit–oh wait, is that a rendering or photo?

[Editor’s Note: The bikini picture at top left is an artistic interpretation of a figment of my imagination.]

 

2) The product to be reviewed is something I actually like, and use, and allows me to tell The Rock “I TOLD YOU SO!”

 

3) The product to be reviewed garners me admiring glances.

 

4) The product to be reviewed is not already owned by our best friend rich couple who buys The Rock and I such things as beds, and computers, and TVs and stainless steel countertop appliances and who we never ever know what to get them in return because they HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE FREE WORLD. And in space.

 

So guess what? Yep! The Sport-Brella experientially overviewed today is one such product that met the above criteria AND it offers instant portable shelter from the sun, rain, and wind with SPF 50+ quick shade protection!

 

(Too “reviewy?”)

 

I’ll try again.

 

The Sport-Brella made people think I was cool (clever play on words alert), less existential, and the owner of beautiful skin.

 

(Too “San Diego Mommy?”)

 

Maybe my overview will be more effective if I proffer anecdotal evidence.

 

So I took the Sport-Brella to the park. I read the directions, then handed them to The Rock who does all my putting togethering. He laughed when he read, “Easy set-up. Goes up in less than three minutes.” Because The Rock is a realist, and the last sun shade protection we had never got folded back together because collectively we could not figure out how to do it. (The sun shade before that got me banned from the local park because I spent 45 minutes swearing as it kept popping open in my face.) So The Rock made me time him (I swear to God). And I did and in less than three minutes the whole thing was up and I smugly said “I TOLD YOU SO!” even though I secretly thought the three-minute thing was a steaming pile of marketing mumbo jumbo.

 

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Here is The Rock trying to nonchalantly act like he didn’t think the Sport-Brella lied.

 

The above picture is from a park where we spent the day with Toots and Booger. It was a day like any other where I forget to pack snacks and water and expect the girls to play with other kids’ sand toys because I forgot to pack those too. As is usually the case when The Rock and I take the girls somewhere and think they might play with kids and some such like, they instead crawl all over us and accidentally knee The Rock below the waist. I’m happy to say that during these memorable family times, we all fit comfortably under the Sport-Brella, which provided us with ample shade and nice airflow through the vented screen flaps.

 

Also, I don’t want to brag, but several times during the day, other families looked at us jealously and wished they had our Sport-Brella. I know because people walked by us and said, “Nice sun shade!” and “Where’d you get that?” and “Is your husband OK? He looks like someone kneed him below the waist for the 50th time today. It’s good you have enough room for a family of four under that Sport-Brella, so he can more adequately splay out in pain.”

 

On another occasion, we took the Sport-Brella to our afternoon Fourth of July festivities, where we met our best friend rich couple who gives us the most wonderful gifts ever and we agonize every Christmas over what to do. Seriously, we’ve gone the homemade route, the “Maybe they don’t have a bear rug?” route, and the “I know $500 is a lot to spend, but we’re desperate here,” route. I promise each and every one of you that this couple has everything. There is nothing you can tell them about or buy them that they do not already own 18 of already.

 

So when Mike, the male counterpart of the best friend rich couple, said, “Hey! Where’d you get that?” while pointing to the Sport-Brella, I thought the cockles of my heart would burn up right then and there. He liked the color, he said, he liked that it set up easily, he said, he liked that it was a canopy and an umbrella and sun shade all in one, he said, and he liked that it didn’t blow away like his last umbrella.

 

So I’m all “YES! Christmas present 2009!”

 

And you know what The Rock realist said? “I bet by this time tomorrow, Mike has 18 Sport-Brellas.”

 

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Here’s The Rock trying to nonchalantly pretend he’s not a realist.

 

So the Sport-Brella: good job, you. I’m totally working on a tagline for you because you’re so awesome. Something like… “The Sport-Brella: Great Kneed-Below-the-Waist Protection!” or “The Sport-Brella: Tell Your Husband ‘I Told You So‘!”

 

I don’t know, something real catchy and pertinent like that.

 

In related news, I think I’m getting real good at these experiential overviews! Clearly, I will need to do more.

 

I know the Sport-Brella people will think so.

 

P.S. Link to the Sport-Brella is here.

Price is $69.99 (but I’ve seen them at Costco for less).

 

UPDATE: Costco is sold out.

 

ANOTHER UPDATE: Sport-Brella’s marketing director says: our marketing mumbo jumbo actually claims 3 seconds, not 3 minutes. And yes, to open it and lay it on the ground, it should take you 3 seconds. Even for a….The Rock. However, to do the complete set up it takes a minute or two. You’ll be down to 50 seconds next summer.

 

ONE MORE UPDATE:

 

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Babies love Sport-Brellas too!

 

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  1. Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says

    August 15, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    I’m so buying a Sport-Brella because I’m certain it will provide ample cover for my toe. I’m not even kidding.

    Also? You know how you’re watching a movie and the characters are at a ballgame eating hotdogs and you just gotta have a hotdog? No? Well, it happens to me all the time. Anywho. After seeing The Rock sitting under the Sport-Brella? I just gotta have a Sport-Brella, too.

    Finally? You know how Tom is uber-competitive and stuff? Well, he wants a Sport-Brella because he thinks he can put it up in less than two minutes.

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  2. Mama Mary says

    August 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    ditto Cheri–I am sooo buying one of those! Your writing is just that persuasive. And my husband gets kneed in the nether region 50 times a day too and often looks for cover. Great experiential overview!

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  3. Deanna says

    August 15, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Now, that’s my kind of marketing! Great job!!

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  4. Da Goddess says

    August 15, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    I saw the photo in your Flickr stream and had to find out what it was all about. I love it! Do you think it would provide adequate shelter during the summer months? I mean, if I wanted to camp out in your backyard?

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  5. Shana says

    August 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Excellent review, I mean overview. But if I may…. how about a link and the price? Because I need one!

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  6. Heather says

    August 15, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    It does look fantastic, but for those of us in Minnesota where the sun only flirts with us 2 months a year (and lately not even that often) $70 is waaaay too much to spend. I enjoyed your overview though!

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  7. Renee aka cutiebootycakes says

    August 16, 2009 at 7:21 am

    that thing looks pretty darn cool. And ya know, I thought I was the only mom that forgets snacks and water for the park. Glad to hear that I am not alone!

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  8. g says

    August 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    I like it! If we ever went to the beach, it would come in handy. The fact that we drive next to the beach EVERY FRIGGING DAY has no bearing on the fact that we never go to the beach.

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  9. she says

    August 16, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Fabulous overview! If I’d had one of those as a kid, I might not be covered with all these brown, ugly AGE spots due to the fact that I laid out on the roof of my house covered in baby oil! Oh, those were the days!

    If I had a family of 4 or a husband to put that thing together in 3 minutes, I’d certainly buy one just because your overview is so damn convincing. But, alas, I bet I could get it together by my lonesome in about 30 minutes! Ha!

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  10. Blognut says

    August 17, 2009 at 2:47 am

    I saw one of those for the first time yesterday at my son’t soccer tournament. (It was a death by soccer sort of weekend.)

    All at the same time I thought they were ridiculous looking, and I wanted one because they’re functional and cool.

    Like crocs. I don’t care how comfortable they are, they make you look like dumbass.

    Same with the sport-brella, only The Rock really doesn’t look like a dumbass there at all. He looks wise, cool, and quite comfortable.

    I should re-think those crocs, huh?

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  11. stoneskin says

    August 17, 2009 at 9:37 am

    The rock has nonchalance down to a fine art, the rich couple will simply HAVE to buy one!

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  12. Theresa says

    August 18, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    You
    are
    hilarious

    This product would not work in Japan- they don’t do suburbanite isolation; you must fry in the sun with the group…

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  13. mommypie says

    August 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Oh, I’m seething with jealousy. The SPORT-BRELLA? Perhaps I can rig one of these up above my doublewide’s front door so my porch has some shade … wadda ya think? Sporty!

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  14. kate says

    August 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    i am kind of in love with whoever wrote you that stuff about reviewing with humor and nuerosis. but that bikini and hat are pink, not red, right? and so if the sport-brella is pink? i’d like to borrow it just so that the Sailor would have to come up with a plausible reason that he can’t sit under it. other than it being pink. but that would be the real reason. just so we’re clear.

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  15. Nej says

    August 26, 2009 at 8:05 am

    I’m curious about the rain protection it provides. Seems allot easier to take camping than a big rain/screen tent.

    And, by the way, great overview!!!! :-)

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  16. Sharon says

    January 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    We use our Sportbrella mostly for our son’s soccer games – keeps me from getting burned on sunny days AND works GREAT for the rainy/windy weather here in Washington! The Sportbrella is my FAVORITE soccer game day accessory!!!

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  17. Tony says

    April 9, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    I just bought one of these for $39.99 at Costco! If it holds up to Southern Utah desert winds I’ll be a believer.

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  18. Tony says

    May 5, 2010 at 9:41 am

    This held up great in moderate wind. I would recommend it. It was nice to have a sun shade that could be easily moved throughout the day. It does block wind, but more useful for the sun as dust seems to blow around and into the sportbrella if there is loose dirt and/or sand.

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  19. Juan says

    June 7, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Loved it! However, it was put away inside the garage since last summer. We used it for the first time last Sunday and to our surprise when I opened the umbrella the black plastic end pieces to witch the shade is attached to the frame crumbled into pieces all but one did not fall apart. I was very embarrased as I was with a group of friend who I had recommended it to. We returned the umbrella to Costco without a problem. I don’t know if it was a defective one. Although I went through a lot of trouble and embarrasement I really like it, and I’m actually looking at purchasing another one. I am a little undesided because I’m afraid I’ll have the same problem.

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