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Wordlessish Wednesday

Etcetera

 

Because I am too busy poking my perfectly normal-sized poo down my toilet’s too-small poo hole with my white linen reed diffuser sticks, I’ve decided to hand this post over to Toots, who has a story to tell.

 

It’s called “Witch Boo!”

 

(And it starts in the middle, right where the action is…)

 

…So the witch took Rapunzel’s hair off because the ladder didn’t work.

 

And the witch put Rapunzel in the forest with only water and bread crumbs.

 

Then she put her in a worse place.

 

Japan.

 

And when Rapunzel woke up, the tigers ate her. But she got out of their stomachs magically.

 

Rapunzel married the prince and they lived happily ever after.

 

And then the witch got them again and tied them both up.

 

The End.

 

Feel free to not comment today.

 

And good luck getting that poo image out of your brain.

 

p.s. Sometimes I use plastic cutlery.

 

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August 6, 2008 · 21 Comments

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  1. Renee aka MekhisMom says

    August 6, 2008 at 8:21 am

    I had to comment. Yuck! But ya know I can actually relate. My home is new and has the low pressure flush or whatever – getting rid of poo has been a fairly regular occurance around here.

    Reply
  2. Noble pig says

    August 6, 2008 at 8:30 am

    OMG I am laughing so hard at your small poo hole…what’s with those toilets anyway!

    Reply
  3. The Girl Next Door says

    August 6, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Yeah I have to comment. Poo to the poo-poo

    Reply
  4. kate says

    August 6, 2008 at 9:13 am

    i’m with toots. japan is way worse than a forest with bread crumbs and water. but i changed that to french bread and perrier.

    Reply
  5. foradifferentkindofgirl says

    August 6, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Ha!

    Oh….

    Um….

    So…

    OK. Well.

    Ha!

    Reply
  6. Jamie says

    August 6, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Dude. Plunger. You’re welcome.

    Reply
  7. Lori says

    August 6, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Oh lord, can I relate. My parents have those toilets and EVERY TIME I go over there I have to poo, then I have to tell my dad! WTH!

    Reply
  8. Csquaredplus3 says

    August 6, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Really??? You’re kidding… Right?

    Gullible = Moi

    Great story Toots!

    Reply
  9. Tootsie Farklepants says

    August 6, 2008 at 10:49 am

    You’re gonna need a bigger stick.

    Reply
  10. Da Goddess says

    August 6, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Industrial strength plungers are the only thing that work on these damn toilets. Water efficient, my ass. You have to flush so many fucking times it pretty much defeats the purpose of the low-flow.

    Toots can write posts for me any old time she wants. Her stories are better than mine.

    Reply
  11. matteroffactmommy says

    August 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    No Comment.

    Reply
  12. Jody says

    August 6, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    LOL I hate it when that happens =)

    Major PITA!

    Reply
  13. Myra says

    August 6, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Just love that kid’s imagination. She is a one of a kind.

    Reply
  14. Angela says

    August 6, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Oh lol…I am not sure that scent is marketable, you know.

    Reply
  15. Kaza says

    August 6, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Hey there! Just came over from your guest post on Mommypie’s site, which had me peeing with laughter. How I haven’t found you before now is beyond me, but it’s all good now.

    Reply
  16. foolery says

    August 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Thinking I’ll probably never eat at one of your picnics.

    Reply
  17. Jenn @ Juggling Life says

    August 6, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    I’m telling you . . . rental in S.R.–we have normal size toilets!

    Reply
  18. Kelly@SHE-POWER says

    August 7, 2008 at 1:42 am

    Then what did the witch do with them once she tied them up? I need a conclusion goddamnit! Anything to take my mind off that poo.

    Kelly – who has delicate, petite poo and a sturdy toilet with a proper niagra style flush

    Reply
  19. Amelia Sprout says

    August 7, 2008 at 5:17 am

    I think in our next house my husband may try to smuggle a toilet in from Canada.

    However, my professional environmentalist momma says that the newer low flows actually work because they may have used some actual physics to improve the design instead of just sending less water through.

    Reply

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