But first, some photo notes:
–I’m growing a bodybuilder neck. And I don’t lift weights. Or work out (much). Thoughts?
–I don’t intentionally dress my children as hobos. It just turns out that way.
–Costco does not sell enough Kirkland wipes for Toots.
–We do not beat our children (although we sometimes submerge them in ice baths) as the discoloration on their right cheeks might suggest. Rather, we all attended a Kung Fu Panda reception Saturday night and the girls had their faces painted. Of course, Toots asked for the Viper on her face and has the distinction of being the only child at the party to do so. Again I ask: maniacal genius? or future herpetologist? (which is not a VD doctor).
–Ice cream is the universal salve. We need more of it in the world (the full-fat version, not sorbet. is sorbet even ice cream? I say no).