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Guest Wine Commentator

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Oh man, I’m busy today, so….

 

…to fill space, I’m letting my husband’s alter ego, Stubing Rothschild (Notes on Stubing: dry “Brit” humor, raises truffle pigs, salt and pepper nose hair, smokes pipe ironically), post some of his greatest hits wine reviews* gathered from a recent blind tasting party.

 

And can I say? EVERYONE loved these notes, especially since they were so descriptive, pertinent and well thought-out. Unfortunately, EVERYONE was me, and EVERYONE ELSE thought Stubing was an ass.

 

*Please note, no wines are actually mentioned in these reviews. Because that would be helpful, and not fake.

 

Wine #1: Reminds me of a leathery foxwhip followed by a pubescent sunflower cachet.

 

Wine #2: Fruitful, yet complex, fringing on shallow water lushness.

 

Wine #3: Flat but flamboyantly boisterous finish.

 

Wine #4: Stingy front but plentiful backside — No cherry.

 

Wine #5: Salaciously overdone bouquet — Palatially offensive.

 

Wine #6: Summer caramel rain with platitudes of yin.

 

Wine #7: Fu%*king awesome.

 

Wine #8: Badland dry with technically missive somberness.

 

Wine #9: Spooky start — mysterious middle — manaical bite.

 

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April 14, 2008 · 4 Comments

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  1. Jamie says

    April 14, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Um, NINE types of wine. Like, in one sitting?

    My kind of people.

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  2. Cheri says

    April 14, 2008 at 11:55 am

    He could help with my Girl Scout cookie descriptions for next year.

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  3. Eden says

    April 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    The silliness is delightful. With an oaky nuttiness ;)

    Reply
  4. matteroffactmommy says

    April 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    personal favorite = ‘fu%*ing awesome’. because that’s about the extent of my knowledge of the english language… using curse words for description. ;)

    Reply

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