Oh man, I’m busy today, so….
…to fill space, I’m letting my husband’s alter ego, Stubing Rothschild (Notes on Stubing: dry “Brit” humor, raises truffle pigs, salt and pepper nose hair, smokes pipe ironically), post some of his greatest hits wine reviews* gathered from a recent blind tasting party.
And can I say? EVERYONE loved these notes, especially since they were so descriptive, pertinent and well thought-out. Unfortunately, EVERYONE was me, and EVERYONE ELSE thought Stubing was an ass.
*Please note, no wines are actually mentioned in these reviews. Because that would be helpful, and not fake.
Wine #1: Reminds me of a leathery foxwhip followed by a pubescent sunflower cachet.
Wine #2: Fruitful, yet complex, fringing on shallow water lushness.
Wine #3: Flat but flamboyantly boisterous finish.
Wine #4: Stingy front but plentiful backside — No cherry.
Wine #5: Salaciously overdone bouquet — Palatially offensive.
Wine #6: Summer caramel rain with platitudes of yin.
Wine #7: Fu%*king awesome.
Wine #8: Badland dry with technically missive somberness.
Wine #9: Spooky start — mysterious middle — manaical bite.