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Ye Olde Blog Again

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I’m sorry.

I’m at my dad’s place in Ventura County and we’re talking about Obama vs. Clinton. My dad’s useful insight was, “a broad shouldn’t be in office.”

 

So, my brain exploded and I have nothing left with which to write a blog post.

 

So here’s something from a few years ago.

 

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(originally posted February 2006)

 

I will attend a Writer’s Conference in February. I signed up to have 20 pages of my manuscript read by an agent for feedback.

 

I have more than 50 pages written (and have since 1999). So, I thought this should be a simple project of revising the first 20 pages and sending it off.

 

I revised after reading “Writer’s Digest” for tips. They advise stripping adjectives and adverbs. I did this. See, I’ve never revised my creative copy before. Not really, anyway. Maybe a word here and there, but not diligently or even carefully. I believed that if I were a good writer, I’d be one with the first draft. Really. That is, up until last week.

 

So I’m revising. I’m stripping. Making copy spare. Then I re-read it. It sucks lumpy, enormous, pustule-filled ass. “Robustly,” she said irritably.
Because I like adjectives and adverbs. I write with them.
Once they were stripped, the personality completely drained from my story. It read choppy, awkwardly, crappily.

 

I suspect as much anyway. I have The Rock read it (he should come with a warning label.). Because I love The Rock, But The Rock is a nuts and bolts kinda guy. He gets down to brass tacks. He wraps around the axle. So one week ago we go word by word by word of my manuscript and he rips it a new one. I grow irritated, but reluctantly come to realize: he’s right. (Does he have to be good at everything throwing my ineptitude into stark contrast to his proficiency at life?)

 

I’m at a loss. What now? I can’t use my original copy. It does need revision. But I did that. And the revision made it worse. I can’t write. Why am I writing? I have no talent. No discernible skills. My husband is good at most things. He throws balls well, swings bats skillfully, excels at fatherhood, manages employees deftly and makes good grilled cheese. What do I do? Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I always burn grilled cheese. ALWAYS!

 

I go within. I decide to try again. I trust my voice. I jump into the void. I pick up the pen and start writing. I re-write much of the story. Throw in a new character. Ignore the “Writer’s Digest.”

 

And now I see: this is what they are talking about! Writers who say the act of writing is the most horrible, beautiful thing they do. I’m a coin. One side is elation at writing one good sentence. The other side despair at bad transitions. The coin flips over and over, sometimes heads, sometimes tails. I live within the turning.

 

And I like it.

 

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P.S. The agent liked it. She asked me to send her the full manuscript. Do you think I ever did that?

Please feel free to virtually kick my ass.

 

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  1. Eden says

    March 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Eek! You didn’t send the full? You know what you do now: you send her a query letter. I’m on the fence about mentioning that she’d previously asked for a full. I’m leaning toward “yes” b/c she might just remember. Just say that life got away from you and you’re getting back into writing.

    Yes, adverbs are the devil. Eschew them.

    If you need any fb, try a writing community. I’m partial to Toasted Cheese myself ;) but there are lots out there. If you need any help with the query letter, we have an article about that as well. AgentQuery is also a good place to start; they have a good article on writing your query as well.

    Do it! Query it! We’ll kick your ass later ;)

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  2. Jenn @ Juggling Life says

    March 22, 2008 at 7:48 am

    You and katydidnot need to start a support group for people with exploding heads!

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  3. Amanda says

    March 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I can’t believe it if you never sent her the rest of the manuscript. Crazy. But awesome for you that you got on the bike and wrote and mailed it! My favorite writing book is “Writing Down the Bones” by Natalie Goldberg. She talks about writing like you did in your last attempt.

    This post makes me want to pull out my creative writing journal and write something. :)

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  4. Angela says

    March 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    You didn’t send it? Seriously? Well, there must have been a reason, right? Like malaria?

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  5. San Diego Momma says

    March 23, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Thx for the tips and the virtual kicks!

    No, I never did send the manuscript…b/c it still isn’t finished. And to make matters worse, I showed another agent the first several chapters of the work in progress and he also requested I send him the full, which I never did b/c again — it’s not finished.

    I think the moral of this story if finish your manuscript before you show something to an agent.

    Like, obviously.

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