I’ve previously alluded to the fact that I once attended a “psychic party” in 1995 Chicago, where a group of us girls paid to have our past, present, and futures read by a reverend who had ESP abilities, right? I say “alluded” because for some reason, I don’t like to talk about it much even…Continue Reading
Etcetera
Groundhog Day with Blue Shield of California
A bit of background: My new insurance plan with Blue Shield of California was effective April 1. My premium was $589.30. I paid $864.26 on March 30, which paid me through May 15. Two weeks later, the dopes at Blue Shield debited my account $589.30. I alerted them to the problem and said I’d be…Continue Reading
Stuff I Like: Anatomy of a Swag Bag
The objects listed below, while provided free in a swag bag from Mom’s Night Out recently, are included of my own volition because: a) They saved me time b) They made me look efficient or otherwise put together to people who don’t know better c) They delivered coffee into my mouth at…Continue Reading
The LA Story
Remember how The Rock and I went to Los Angeles to celebrate our ninth wedding anniversary? Yeah, me neither. Already those memories of alone time and afternoon nookie have been covered with back-to-real-life goings ons such as wiping other people’s butts and packing borderline-nutritious school lunches. Still, I’d like to see…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #106: Turning Point, A Fork Stuck in the Road
You know how you look back on your life and recognize certain moments that changed things forever? How you could have gone this way or that way, but you choose the way over there, and you’re a different person because of it? For me, that moment was when I moved from Chicago to Los…Continue Reading
Of Marine Animals and Invertebrates
A soft-bodied marine animal without a backbone. Slightly adjunct to last week’s post is that Toots had a jellyfish report due today. An oral report. Of facts she had to memorize. Accompanied by a poster board of pictures she drew to illustrate her supporting points. Points like jellyfish lifecycles and animal classification. …Continue Reading
The Cult of Biggerality
Why didn’t you people tell me about the overachieving parents at elementary school? Was it a hard lesson you thought I should learn myself? Like how no one tells you your butt will hurt four years after giving birth? I don’t know, I guess I thought that kindergarten would be more low-key. Like maybe…Continue Reading
Soul Questions
WHY, OH WHY INDEED “Why are you doing this?” It was a simple question, surely. Referring to something I’ve been doing continuously for nine years, but why, WHY? What do I hope to get out of it? That was his next question. He and I were sitting at a bar…Continue Reading
Draw Your Prose Gun: I’m Pulling Out the Bullet Points
If I even TRIED to craft anything remotely worthwhile, it’d take me weeks to chip through all the brain mucous, so… Bullet points it is. My Mother’s Day present from Holly Marie Jewelry arrived. You can’t see the detail because I need photography intervention, but Toots’ and Booger’s names/birthdates are on the…Continue Reading
A Lull
I’m currently lazing in bed, sick tissue at the ready, listening to the most majestic wind outside my window. The shades, pulled down to soften the sunlight, undulate against the window and there’s a subtle whooshing, not unpleasant, letting me know that the world is breathing and all is well, all is well. It’s…Continue Reading
Pointless, As In Lacks a Point
As a sworn hypochondriac, it’s my moral duty to distinctly remember every time I was really sick, not the in-my-head sick of every other day. And oh how I remember in vivid, technicolor detail. Let’s see, there was the time I was 13 and felled by some mysterious virus flu microbe that made my eyes…Continue Reading
PROMPTuesday #104: Going Back. Again
This morning Toots asked me if we could live in our house forever. Given that we rent the place, I knew the answer would be “no,” but I didn’t have the resolve to say it. As a kid who moved and moved and moved, I understood her question on a deep heart-level. Luckily, when I…Continue Reading
