- My maid’s name is “Leticia, Mistress of the Border Crossing.”
- My last vote was for Adam Lambert.
- Leticia and I have a daughter together.
No we don’t.
Yes we do.
No we don’t.
I’ll let the maternity test speak for itself.
Oh look at that! Yes we do.
- It was the ’80s! Everyone mainlined heroin and shot donkey sex tapes with Charlie Sheen!
- I work for a living.
- I can’t gut a fish.
Charlie still owes $50 for the donkey rental.
But can you hunt or golf? Or tell a lie with a straight face?
But YOU can turn a sentence. And not many politicos can do that…
You kill me! All the more reason you SHOULD!
When you said shat i HAD to laugh. Our principal led a meeting the other day and talked about words that rhyme. He said Hat Cat Mat Fat Shat Rat
I was like…….. “SHAT”? Did he say SHAT???”
I am still laughing my ass off.
I would vote for you based upon your last vote alone.
AGAIN…You crack me up!!!